how this guy looked trying to name drop dimes square to a 60 year old then acting smug when conan thought he was talking about times square
this is how i feel about the spider that’s been living in my bathroom for 3 weeks. maybe they are lonely & want connection but their exterior will always prevent anyone from getting too close bc they know I’ll kill them but they still choose to risk coming out. hedgehog dilemma
Japan’s prime minister has revealed an unlikely companion during her long hours at work: a cockroach.
Sanae Takaichi said she felt “a little lonely” after staff removed the insect from her official residence, because she thought it might be part of the cycle of reincarnation.
🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
should i go see the odyssey at 10am on a monday. i’ll let you guys know if it’s woke or not but i might not be the best person to judge movies because in the past 2 years ive only seen like 3 movies and they were all anime movies
i think there is a new method for guys where you lie about having dated a famous women. you can really get into the head of the current girl you’re dating or make the girl you broke up with think about you nonstop. they have no way to verify
