how this guy looked trying to name drop dimes square to a 60 year old then acting smug when conan thought he was talking about times square
last night i had a hyper realistic dream that i was on an airplane as it nosedived and carbonized me. i felt the gravity pulling down on me and everything. would not recommend
this is how i feel about the spider that’s been living in my bathroom for 3 weeks. maybe they are lonely & want connection but their exterior will always prevent anyone from getting too close bc they know I’ll kill them but they still choose to risk coming out. hedgehog dilemma
Japan’s prime minister has revealed an unlikely companion during her long hours at work: a cockroach.
Sanae Takaichi said she felt “a little lonely” after staff removed the insect from her official residence, because she thought it might be part of the cycle of reincarnation.
🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
50% of my meals are ground beef and rice. i’m not even trying to save money i think it’s food autism at this point
tried to do my adhd trick where i stare at a blank wall for 20 minutes but i accidentally fell asleep
my stupid retarded dad is trying to date like 6 months after my mom died and i’m convinced they are just gonna take all his money and make him change his will. i don’t know whether to hate men for being disgusting animals or to hate women for being manipulative whores
pakistani coworker asked me for advice on what to do on his trip to nyc bc i mentioned i had gone before and i told him about the met, cloisters, natural history museum and when he got back he was like yeah bro i just went to the hookah lounge. why would you even ask for advice
my sister keeps telling everyone she’s going to law school and my other brothers and sisters are just talking shit and telling her she’s stupid. idk why she bothers trying to get reassurance from anyone. i would rather get reassurance from chat gpt than my family
every time i see someone give up hope on crypto on the timeline i buy more. now is the time when kings are made. i’m buying when no one gives a shit and i’ll sell when the mania is at its peak again
now that summer is over i probably need to start applying for jobs but no one else in the alumni discord server has gotten a job so i’ve been putting it off