we're all just a stick of butter staring at the frying pan
New Hope, PA
Joined December 2007
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Living in #BucksCounty, PA every other commercial is like, "an immigrant is going to take over your school, change your child's sex, and then kill you," or, "Democracy will die and America will be a fascist regime run by an unhinged maniac"... followed by a big pharma ad. 🫨
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1) Excited to announce that @VaynerSports Pass will be giving away 550 @localweather allowlist spots to VSP holders & that I’ll also be giving away 5 allowlist spots here on twitter as well!
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25 years ago today, these 4 created a city in the middle of an air force base & changed the course of festivals forever. 25 years later they’re still melting faces & hearts. Thank you @phish for another great tour during unprecedented times! Phans, mask up and get tested. ✌️❤️⭕️
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BUMMED I’m not saying, “Next weekend I get to see Phish at Deer Creek!” @tzander @PhanArt #bummertour2020 #phish #thankgodfortuesday
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If Intel outsources manufacturing, the lack of domestic chip mfg could be the greatest threat to our technological and military future.Advanced chips are at the heart of every future development. We can not control our own destiny if we don't build here bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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1/ THREAD
Laughable is now LIVE for @Android, available on the @GooglePlay Store.
We've also updated our iOS app on the @AppStore.
Get both at laughable.com!
This thread briefly lays out why Laughable the best podcast player out there, and not just for comedy...
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Proud of Healthline's new report on the state of Alzheimer's caregiving, which illuminates the needs and experiences of #caregivers. healthline.com/health/state-… #HealthlineStateOf
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❤️ Inside Out w/ @heyscottyb. Droppin knowledge! ❤️ TNS "That's the thing about phish - they're constantly fucking w/ you!" @InsideOutWTNS
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Check out our latest app @CalorieMama! Take a 📸 of your food and get all the details of it👌! Help plan your healthy meals with it too 😍
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.@Phish's #BakersDozen holds its place in the rafters of The World's Most Famous Arena.
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They tell me you found yourselves a city to live in for 13 days. Please come back soon! I’ll bring the donuts. xitter.cf/phish/status/894232778…
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awareness of how people actually use mobile devices = Amazon adding screenshot sharing shortcut.
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Congrats to Joe Thornton on his 1000th career assist! #Jumbo1000
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We made @itunes' front page today! See for yourself why people fucking LOVE our iPhone app. Comedy podcast heaven. 👌 laughable.com/download
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From my new post, 'Send the interns.' About Saturday's debacle with Sean Spicer in the White House briefing room. pressthink.org/2017/01/send-…
