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Joined May 2011
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that dream that starts 10 minutes before you have to get up
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you can literally hear it in the silence and hear it on the way home and that's the fuck of it all!!!
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I got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a mfn realtor 😩😩
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There’s literally nothing stopping you from moving to rotting, economically depressed rural towns right now. Go for it.
an america of 100 million
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The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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“haunted by the look in my eyes that would have loved you for a lifetime”
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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Lead us not in to penn station
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The night before your stimulant prescription refill
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Y’all my bf got his teeth done look what my granny texted him 😭😭😭😭
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i think trunk or treat is an affront to god and american car culture degeneracy
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A diva was raptured here
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The elephant never forgets
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Resolved to not look at my phone on my afternoon walk and saw a dead body
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his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
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my apartment is messy rn so naturally i feel ugly and unloveable
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kinda fucking up at work but i dont care
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how it glistened as it fell….,,,,….
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