@whatthehellsure

I love you cutie I envy you

Joined February 2022
Life is an ice cream shop and I’m a sick old dog being taken out for a treat before getting euthanized
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Making a Kalshi account to bet on Murakami winning the Nobel Prize for literature
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Christa Pike be like "In 2026, I was hospitalized for lethal injection"
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Dylan goes Slavic!
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A year ago today when oomf and I dressed up as Woody Allen and Soon-Yi :)
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College radio coworker music convention
Taylor Swift standing with Turnstile #okay
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Last night transcended the reactionary
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I was in high school in the late-2010s so just know that Brockhampton's Iridescence was shortlisted...
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I've cried a lot today but it's so goddamn hot my tears are just evaporating off my face
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When the movie makes you feel so gross you go up to MacGuffin’s bar and order an Angel Shot
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Nouveau Niche retweeted
Alex Dimitrov
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Adderall hit while watching YouTube shorts instead of the work I was supposed to complete
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How do I make my bangs look as hijabi-inspired secular accessory as possible?
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Hello Kitty library card son or Trader Joe’s Halloween tote daughter?
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Number 1: Be happy and feel God’s light shine upon me
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Not only is Title IX a legislative failure, the men with penalties all look incapable of counting to the number 9
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