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Lars Trieloff retweeted
"Cloudflare does not have itemized pricing at a line-item level for enterprise agreements. Our pricing model is based on a holistic view of the contract"
@eastdakota when does this get solved @cloudflare?
I don't have a stutter, it's just that I'm on a bb-boat! github.com/ai-ecoverse/bb-bo… @get_bb_app @boatdotdev
Got my bot to do some e-Government form filling chores for me. The bot hated it. I hope the feedback form gave it some katharsis
Lars Trieloff retweeted
Nearly every phone and computer on Earth relies on one plain-text file to know what time it is.
When a country changes its clocks with a few weeks’ notice, or Morocco pauses daylight saving for Ramadan, someone has to update that file. Since 02005, that someone has been Paul Eggert, a computer science professor at UCLA, who does it as a volunteer.
Take a look at this great data visualization to see the full story:
na2.hubs.ly/H08qtQC0
Lars Trieloff retweeted
Today we’re releasing Muse Spark Open, the most capable US open-weight model to date.
Built for coding and agentic work, it excels at long-horizon tasks, complex software engineering, and multi-step reasoning.
Key Model Specs:
→ 816B total / 42B active parameters
→ 1M token context window
→ Natively multimodal across text, image, video, audio
Lars Trieloff retweeted
if you have been laid off at Deno or unhappy at Cloudflare - my DMs are waiting for you!
we’re hiring @e2b - as we’ve been hitting record usage every day with growth chart going vertically towards the moon.
my exclusive offer: same/next day interview (no leetcode), an offer within <1 week and 100% remote in EU or UK (for the right candidate).
Lars Trieloff retweeted
Всем привет, я Дима Пирогов, руковожу финтех-направлением Яндекса.
Сегодня утром был повреждён ещё один дата-центр Яндекса, дом наших сервисов. Из-за этого многие из вас до сих пор не могут проверить баланс, оплатить покупку или перевести свои деньги.
If every living human drank 3 liters per day from Lake Baikal, it would take over 2500 years to empty it. But most of us won’t live that long
When you want to make arbitrary HTTP requests from a browser tab, you have three options
1. Install a CORS stripper Chrome extension
2. Run a CORS proxy
3. Use @Tailscale and allow your tab to route through one of their exit nodes
The last one is clearly the most fun option
Have you ever written a nodejs unit test so bad that it balloons memory until your computer crashes? I haven't, but thankfully I got @GitHubCopilot to do it for me
Bad news for domain hoarders: more hoardable domains coming soon newgtldprogram-aps.icann.org…
Aleph, BFL, und Mistral legen vor. Jetzt muss nachgelegt werden: Fahrt die Reaktoren hoch, Europa muss trainieren
Lars Trieloff retweeted
Meet Mistral Large 4, aka Le Chonk.
• 1T parameters, natively multimodal. 49B active.
It is the best open weights model from US or Europe on aggregated benchmarks.
• State-of-the-art on critical workloads, including cyber defense, manufacturing and finance and it surpasses closed frontier models on visual grounding.
• Forged in Europe end-to-end and is deployable from Europe via our own Mistral Cloud infrastructure.
• Available to all via API today. Working with cybersecurity partners privately.
Open weights release end of October.
🤖 Made with AI
I’d like to hear the war story of the team that accidentally uploaded so much data into @ClickHouseDB that it broke the trend line for one month
