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Andrew Tobin retweeted
“We cannot do anything that would be disruptive to our military, anyway tell the Pentagon to spend a year preparing a massive parade for me.”
Andrew Tobin retweeted
Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda
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A friend's russian mom is staying with us
Her: so you're programming
Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on the internet
Her: oh that sounds complicated. I used to program space rockets in Fortran in the 70s
Me (quietly sobbing): ...
Andrew Tobin retweeted
"Robots will replace us all pretty soon," he said.
"Not everyone. Not you."
"Really?"
"Yeah, no one needs what you do. You can go."
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Seems like it might not be doing a giveaway on goodreads - last hour to give me your thoughts on the matter! xitter.cf/SteffLocke/status/9514…
Hey #rstats @goodreads users - would a give away of my books on goodreads be of interest to you? cc @dataandme
PS opinions on goodreads for technical books also desired - I'm a goodreads newb!
51%I'd enter
33%There's giveaways?
4%Already got it
12%Not interested
51 votes • Final results Andrew Tobin retweeted
OK, here is a summary:
- The president is claiming he's not going to visit a top ally because he's unhappy about a real estate decision by the Obama admin
- The decision was actually made by the Bush admin
- The decision was made for anti-terror reasons
- It is midnight
Andrew Tobin retweeted
Reading: Epic Services & Stability Update epicgames.com/fortnite/forum… ho ho holy smokes, CPU doubled after Meltdown patching.
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This is actually genius -- a solution ripped straight from Foucault's Pendulum xitter.cf/michaelwhitney/status/… – at Washington, DC
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When I said “let’s go as a Handmaid and Commander” @kibblesmith maybe didn’t...well, anyhow, I’m OfRiker now.
Andrew Tobin retweeted
There are *40* different ways to declare a function in JavaScript?! 😳
The shockingly long list: buff.ly/2qkyY8t
#javascript
Andrew Tobin retweeted
This is just the fucking start. #ThreeBillboards
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Trump national security aides put his name in their briefing docs as much as possible so he will keep reading them reuters.com/article/us-usa-t…
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"humanitarian reasons" I explain, grabbing the entire tray of muffins and running out of the meeting
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Trump has never leaked classified information to foreign adversaries. #WithFewExceptions