@ShitJokes

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Joined September 2015
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This had me in stitches 😂 xitter.cf/AllyiahsFace/status/15…
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Thanks Mum! Bone ap the teeth 😍 #ChristmasDinner
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It’s not Christmas without the classic…
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Love reading Twitter on the commute to work 😂
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#MCIMUN
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My wife burnt her Hawaiian pizza, I told her she should have put it on aloha temperature 🍕
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She just mistakenly thought he was handing out a plate of sausages
The Associated Press
@AP9 Sep 2022
A well-wisher kissed the hand of King Charles III as he walked outside Buckingham Palace following Thursday's death of Queen Elizabeth II. It's his first time at the palace as Britain’s monarch. bit.ly/3RQQTQB
A woman, surrounded by a crowd of people, kisses the hand of Britain's King Charles III.

ALT A woman, surrounded by a crowd of people, kisses the hand of Britain's King Charles III.

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😂😂😂😂
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ITS CORN 🌽
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How is twitter free 😂
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Not into politics but I’m not really shocked that the fella who hid in a fridge just to avoid questions has ended up being an awful PM #Boris #PM
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You know you are the President right?
President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive25 May 2022
As a nation we must ask: When in God’s name will we stand up to the gun lobby? When in God’s name will we do what needs to be done? I’m sick and tired of it. We have to act.
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Man City Fans Right Now…
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RT for Good Luck 😂
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The world can then begin to heal
Pop Base
@PopBase28 Apr 2022
Both Ellen and James Corden will no longer be talk show hosts in 2023.
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Telegraph Football
@TeleFootball29 Apr 2022
Neutrals should be cheering on Liverpool's quadruple hunt - they are one of the greatest teams ever | @LukeEdwardsTele telegraph.co.uk/football/202… #LFC

Neutrals should be cheering on Liverpool's quadruple hunt - they are one of the greatest teams ever

No matter your allegiance, football fans should be savouring what Jürgen Klopp is doing and cheer Liverpool on towards the quadruple

telegraph.co.uk
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Leave the Shit Jokes to us mate
Adam Rowe@adamrowecomedy24 Apr 2022
😂😂😂 never a penalty in a million years, lucky you didn’t get a second yellow
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Does anyone know how to turn the Fan Zone commentary off Sky Sports? 😒 #LIVEVE #Carragher
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