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Purveyors of fine comedy since 2014. Editors: @steve_dimatteo and @waltbraley Submissions: [email protected]

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Looking to get your electronics back in top shape without any risk of someone stealing your nude photos? Look no further! A member of our top tier electronic repair staff ALWAYS uploads a nude photo of themselves onto your phone or computer.
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Need Trustworthy Phone Repairs? We Put a Nude Photo of Ourselves Onto Your Device So You Can Leak...

Looking to get your electronics back in top shape without any risk of someone stealing your nude photos? Look no further! A member of our top tier electronic repair staff ALWAYS uploads a nude photo...

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Thank you to @thisisrobotbutt for publishing this very silly piece I wrote. Sometimes anxiety is best channeled in jokes. robotbutt.com/2025/05/26/gra…

Graduates, We Think There Are Some Jobs That AI Hasn’t Taken Yet | Robot Butt

A career center associate whose days are numbered goes over job options that won't be taken by AI.

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Nearly a whole ’nother year of the necropants lifestyle has gone by, and boy, do I still love the magic money-making scrotum as much as ever. robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… #wyrdwednesday @thisisrobotbutt
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Should have gotten that Cameo when you've had the choice. Old piece on @thisisrobotbutt with @emilykapp_ Why Doesn't Anybody Want a Cameo From Me, O.J. Simpson? robotbutt.com/2020/09/16/why…

Why Doesn't Anybody Want a Cameo From Me, O.J. Simpson? | Robot Butt

Hey guys, it's yours truly here - O.J. Simpson! I'm just waiting over here for people to book me on Cameo. I'd do a killer job for anyone who hires me!

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In 2023 I became something of a minor celebrity at Reykjavik’s world-renowned Phallological Museum & now I’m looking forward to another new year with the necropants: robotbutt.com/2024/01/02/my-… @thisisrobotbutt
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Have fun holiday experiences with your family with this humorous article I wrote! robotbutt.com/2022/12/24/hoo…

Hoof-Print Tattoos, Singing Garbage Truck Rides, Shootouts on The Polar Express: Christmas Experi...

We have the perfect guide to fill your Christmas with thrills, frills, and (spending so many) dollar bills.

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You Could Actually Be Reading One of Those Books You Got for Christmas Instead of This Article robotbutt.com/2023/12/26/you…

You Could Actually Be Reading One of Those Books You Got for Christmas Instead of This Article |...

Think about it, there are words here and you have to use your eyes on them. You could do that with that gift book you just got.

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Here's some exciting NFL streaming news that I made up! robotbutt.com/2023/12/10/fol…

Following Success of RedZone, NFL Announces RefZone, ProfanityPlus and Other New Viewing Options  |...

With so many football fans adoring NFL RedZone each week of the season, the NFL is expanding its viewing options with a bunch of new services!

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I CAN’T WITH THE MIDDLE EAST. I’M BUSY FIGHTING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS robotbutt.com/2023/12/12/i-c… #IsraelPalestineWar #Christmas #Christians #WarOnChristmas

I CAN’T WITH THE MIDDLE EAST. I’M BUSY FIGHTING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS | Robot Butt

How can you possibly expect me to learn the nuances of an overseas conflict when there is a WAR on Christmas here at home.

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Weekly Humorist@WeeklyHumorist12 Dec 2023
I’m Professional Tracker Hudson Rattlesnake and I Will Find Where You Parked Your Car ~ by Walter Braley @.@waltbraley During my adventures, I’ve developed a superior intellect and strategic mind weeklyhumorist.com/im-profes… #cars
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IMF Human Resources Department Dreading Paperwork for Ethan Hunt's 14th Disavowal robotbutt.com/2018/07/23/imf…

IMF Human Resources Department Dreading Paperwork for Ethan Hunt's 14th Disavowal

Following Ethan Hunt's record-shattering fourteenth disavowal from the Impossible Mission Force, the human resources department at the agency is dreading what will no doubt be a mountain of paperwork...

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If Jack Frost even thinks about nipping at my girl's nose he's going to nipping at the dang sidewalk.
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'Frasier' Most Popular Baby Name for 30th Straight Year robotbutt.com/2023/12/12/fra…

'Frasier' Most Popular Baby Name for 30th Straight Year | Robot Butt

Once again, Frasier is the most popular boy and girl name in the United States! For 30 straight years, Americans have shown their undying support for the popular sitcom.

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Willy Wonka Selects Newest Child Vessel robotbutt.com/2017/12/01/wil…

Willy Wonka Selects Newest Child Vessel

The wait is finally over! Willy Wonka has finally chosen his latest child vessel, an unblemished soul to host Wonka's immortal essence.

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We're Hollywood and We Regret to Inform You Timothée Chalamet Will Be Performing Every Single Role in Every Movie for the Rest of Your Lifetime robotbutt.com/2023/12/11/wer…

We're Hollywood and We Regret to Inform You Timothée Chalamet Will Be Performing Every Single Role...

Because this is Hollywood and we are so creatively bankrupt, we are proud to announce Timothée Chalamet will be in every film moving forward.

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Amazon Predator Drones Offering Free Two-Day Head Start robotbutt.com/2018/05/22/ama…

Amazon Predator Drones Offering Free Two-Day Head Start

In another move sure to impress its customers, retail giant Amazon has announced that all Prime subscribers will be given a great deal on Blu-rays, along with a two-day head start when the company's...

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Thanks @thisisrobotbutt! “So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention” robotbutt.com/2023/12/08/so-…

So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention | Robot Butt

Here's exactly what to do when you find yourself dealing with the classic blunder of having a supply chain that violates a global peace treaty.

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