@tcadestone

Formerly Austin, currently D.C. | he/him | writing & other content at link:

 Washington, DC
cadestone.me
Joined January 2017
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BingeOnBenge
@BingeOnBengeJul 28
Name a loss that made you sit in silence for 30 minutes after the game.
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getting chatgpt allegations due to my familiarity with the humble em dash
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Thanks @thisisrobotbutt! “So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention” robotbutt.com/2023/12/08/so-…

So, Your Supply Chain Violates the Geneva Convention | Robot Butt

Here's exactly what to do when you find yourself dealing with the classic blunder of having a supply chain that violates a global peace treaty.

robotbutt.com
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rushing to post “same” so fast I trip and fall into traffic
Unusual Videos
@UnusualVideos26 Sep 2023
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Thanks to Big Whoopie Deal for publishing this piece! It's exactly 100 words, a hard cap I should probably be held to more often. bigwhoopiedealmag.com/fictio…
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There's a gif in there that won't embed but is worth your time (like this but it moves) -
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pomp? AND circumstance??
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Played pickle ball for the first time…it is just tennis for people who walked the mile in gym class
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why is "this I've got to see" so much sassier than "I've got to see this"?
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who decided to have them deliver 32oz slushees on roller skates. why
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shriiiitt@shriiiitt22 Aug 2022
you all are WEAK how does game of thrones have you again
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happy flat fuck Friday u fuckin losers 🐊 @GatorsDaily
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clean laundry isn’t meant to be folded it’s meant to be left in a pile on your bed until you need to sleep and then be moved to a pile on your chair until you need to sit and then back to a pile on the bed until you need to sleep and then back to a pile on your chair until yo
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The Blood Pudding@TheBloodPudding17 Jul 2022
N E W N O N F I C T I O N: "I used to turn blonde with the drying grass. My locks, grown out over the paltry Austin winter, would twine to my bony shoulders." 'No Forgiveness for the Shaggy' by @tcadestone. Go read it at: thebloodpudding.com/nonficti…
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I regret to report that the Zapruder film does not pass the Bechdel test.
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if you drive around DC for more than 3 minutes, you will witness a driver do something you never imagined possible
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Hey folks! It's Monday and as promised here is the list for our contributors for anthology number 2! Name yet to be revealed oooooohh! Seriously though look at all the talent below! Amazing!!!
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today’s the day! 🌞🐻
The DEA is trifling, again! The public comment period to oppose their latest attempt at pointless scientific prohibition closes LATER TODAY so it’s still not too late to bully them first. More below!
Matilde Castro@yerba_mati10 Jun 2022
The DEA wants to move DOI, the drug I study, to Schedule I. If this substance is scheduled, it will kill 30 years of psychedelic basic science research. I’ve written a piece about why this is a bad move and something YOU can do to oppose this measure: medium.com/@mati.castro.06/p…

More vital research chemicals are on the DEA’s chopping block

But you can still act

medium.com
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Making a thread of recently published stuff to get it all in one place. Thanks to all these fantastic mags for having me! Website with full range of content linked in my bio 🤠 To be known is a waking nightmare!
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“Discord & The Gradual Normalcy” in @fullhouselit’s Tarot Issue 2
Full House Literary@fullhouselit8 May 2022
🌟 Tarot issue 2 is out now🌟 Spend your Sunday tucking into this issue full of fantastic writers! Enjoy here: fullhouseliterary.com/tarot-… A big thanks to our guest editor @amythfromassam and our wonderful volunteer team.
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“No Forgiveness for the Shaggy” in @TheBloodPudding Issue 8
The Blood Pudding@TheBloodPudding2 Jun 2022
I S S U E 8 is your dreamy date! Go hook-up with our new hot words: poetry - @shiloniziolek, Madeline Allen, @CraigBarker94 flash- @DimpseyJacob, Stevie Billow nonfiction- @tcadestone thebloodpudding.com/issues/i…
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