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Robot Butt presents Jason's Dozen. A free e-book of 13 humor pieces based on America's favorite mass murderer/hockey goalie. Read it right here right now!
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If I had a Monkey’s Paw none of my wishes would go wrong. Sorry to all the people that happened to but I’m built different.
It is October
We gathered work from writers of The Onion, McSweeney's, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor, and nearly every other funny place on the internet and put it into a Halloween comedy collection. Every cool kid is buying a copy and I know you love peer pressure.
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October
Robot Butt presents Jason's Dozen. A free e-book of 13 humor pieces based on America's favorite mass murderer/hockey goalie. Read it right here right now!
robotbutt.com/2023/10/13/jas…
Our new zine makes it look like you are hard at work at any job in the world. Everyone that has read it has been promoted and now hates the amount of responsibility and stress they deal with during their day-to-day workload. robotbutt.com/2024/06/10/the…
The Robot Butt Company Handbook: A Free Humor Zine Designed to Be Read at Work robotbutt.com/2024/06/10/the…
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Its cause u can watch our film CORPSE on there!
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I'm looking for notes on my book pitch if anyone has time.
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First teaser for ‘LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL’, starring David Dastmalchian.
Releasing on April 19 on Shudder.
Ideally I’ll never die but a strong number two is that Randy Johnson hits me with a fastball as I’m running by and I explode.
Wrote this thing and you’re allowed to read it.
I’m Professional Tracker Hudson Rattlesnake and I Will Find Where You Parked Your Car ~ by Walter Braley @.@waltbraley During my adventures, I’ve developed a superior intellect and strategic mind weeklyhumorist.com/im-profes… #cars
Walt Braley retweeted
I’m Professional Tracker Hudson Rattlesnake and I Will Find Where You Parked Your Car ~ by Walter Braley @.@waltbraley During my adventures, I’ve developed a superior intellect and strategic mind weeklyhumorist.com/im-profes… #cars
If Jack Frost even thinks about nipping at my girl's nose he's going to nipping at the dang sidewalk.
We Paywalled This Article so We’d Have Something to Sell on Black Friday
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Happy Thanksgiving here’s a list of the turkeys that didn’t receive a presidential pardon this year
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