It is I, your favorite Karen 🌮🦄🥃
Sacramento
Joined March 2009
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We felt it too! @USGS_Quakes
I swear.
The Santa family reunion and the bridge competition/tournament is happening NOW in my little corner of Tennessee and I can't believe it.
#cantmakethisup
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@nbcbayarea All north and south bound lanes on 101 in south San Jose are blocked due to a man potentially jumping off of the overpass.
Does anyone else find file names hilarious? Perhaps they don't think anyone will see the file name but really... graphic designers are cringing somewhere I'm sure.
Anyone know anything about what's going on? Tons of police presence and they have the freeway blocked NB
Traffic Jam On I-80: Traffic stopped for 20 minutes - Newcastle , CA - (User Report) bit.ly/3HZyAXj
Today I slept in the back yard.
I fell asleep and napped with the intention to read. While the yard folks surrounded me with blowers and mowers. I was so out of it, I slept. The neighbors yard probably looks great and my hair has evidence. This is my status update.
🙄😭
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So did anyone get any of those Fentanyl skittles Republicans were scaring people with leading up to Halloween
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Abused adults often don’t even know they were abused—they believe the treatment was “normal,” or what happens in families. Naming abuse (especially emotional abuse) and understanding dysfunction is key in their recovery.
Are you even listening to me?
- To me you are the Charlie Brown teacher.
OG snapback on all levels
Freaking love technology for the simple fact that I can rewatch Gilmore Girls on demand (without having to break out my DVDs plus the antiquated player).
It's Friday night and it is LIT!
#Rory #GilmoreGirls #culture
Freaking love technology for the simple fact that I can rewatch Gilmore Girls on demand (without having to break out my DVDs plus the antiquated player).
It's Friday night and it is LIT!
#Rory #GilmoreGirls #culture
Heads up. Instead of videotaping, we now say camera-phoning.
Language evolves y'all. And awkwardly so at times.
My lesbian mother just said "I've never pulled my pants down for so many ladies in my life!" 🤣🤣🤣
She just had hip surgery and a lot of the medical team have been women.
Cracks me up!
#humor
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Small world, the guy who won Ironman California saw the pic I took of him and wanted to know if I could send it so he could print it out and commemorate his win. #hashtagswork
If my mind needs a stiff drink and my liver needs a break, does that just mean I need a swift kick in the ass?
#ineedavacation
If I had a friend named Noah, I'll be calling him and asking him how his boat is doing these days...
What the heavenly rain is this #Sacramento ? 🙃
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Ummm, pretty sure 4.0 barely qualifies as an earthquake here.
But tomorrow it'll be 901°F according the local NBC station.
