Somebody put Trump in The Return of the King, and on Mount Doom he wants a ride on Sam too.
"Hey, Sam, carry me. I'm exhausted."
"I can't. I'm carrying Mr Frodo."
"So carry us both. Go on, little man. Run."
The orc general's order:
"Aim only for the fat man in the blue suit."
Wait till you hear what he says about the eagles.
Parts 1 and 2 are on my profile, and so is Trump in Game of Thrones.
@Picsart
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Word of the wise to Muslims:
Never get between Americans love for their dogs and bacon.
It won’t be pretty.
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Do you think Chewbacca had a human Dick or one of those red rocket things dogs have?
Disney won't respond to my emails….
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What was the point of a 20 year war on terror, and then we just let them walk in here and then elect them? 
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First trailer for EMPIRE.
For all those Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader fans.
The story you all wanted is coming soon...
Sign up on the pre launch page on Indiecrowdfund to be notified when we launch!
#anakinwasright @anakin #darthvader #vader #therepublicisfakeandgay #empire #longlivetheempire #starwars #indiecomics #divinitycomics
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Every gun that I purchase is one less gun that could potentially go into the hands of a criminal.
In a way, I am a hero.
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There are people who put a lot of effort into their home for Halloween and there is this guy.
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10/10 💕⚾️
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