Friendly advice from your favorite uncle JB:
When typing "trying to be a bigger man" in an email, it is wise to pay close attention to the proximity of the "b" and "n" keys on a standard keyboard.
That is all.
In my paramedic days, when someone told me they'd had "two or three beers," my follow up question was always "Were they 16s, double-deuces, or forties?"
Three cans of PBR and three 40s of Colt 45 are NOT the same.
Why do you call it that, Denver Post? Why not call it what it really is: Permanent genital mutilation and sterilization?
Are you THAT afraid of the Troon army coming after you if you tell the truth?
No Colorado hospitals currently offer gender-affirming surgeries to minors. denverpost.com/2026/10/19/pr…
Seditious conspiracy, Senator. Those are the words you're looking for.
It’s not every day you stumble across a recording in which U.S. citizens discuss plans to declare the federal government illegitimate.
Here’s one particularly alarming excerpt:
“If the federal government’s deemed to be illegitimate … then the governors become the leading governing authority under the current republic framework of our Constitution.”
And then there’s this one:
“I really want to emphasize this is not a concept for a secession. No one is talking about leaving the United States.”
Of course they’re not “talking about leaving the United States”; they’re talking about a planned transfer of governing authority outside the constitutional process—replacing the authority of the federal government with governors and outside networks.
I hope this turns out to be a deep fake or a bad practical joke—because if it’s real, it’s unbelievably frightening.
Either way, it’s a good reminder to vote carefully in November.
Modern dating scene is trash.
Good men seek good women online, but find OF whores.
Good women seek good men online, but find OF advocates/enablers.
Y'all need to get your ass OFFLINE, go to church and find Jesus.
Go on, then. Walk up, son. See what happens.
Deranged TikToker is calling on people to start violent riots in the United States by targeting "nice neighborhoods."
Cc @FBI
If you make it in tips or overtime, go fuck yourself and pay taxes on that money, peasant, thanks to Yara, the Fat Iranian Cow.
If you make less than $500,000, you can feel good about voting to give yourself a tax cut! 🤑
Vote YES on Amendment 87 and NO on Prop 136 to *finally* deliver a more fair tax code and say good riddance to dark money lies 👋🏽
"Nice college degree you've got here... be a real shame if something were to happen."
This Senator needs to be censured.
“I want young people coming out of school to say... ‘Lord, that might be buying myself a ton of problems that I don't want. And so let me avoid participating in that.’”
Sen. Elissa Slotkin openly says the quiet part out loud—admitting her goal is to deter young graduates from serving in a Republican administration.
@kilmeade's reaction: “How crazy is that? ... That’s your goal for stopping people from coming out of college and working for Republicans? Good luck with that.”
"make life better for Coloradans."
You have literally done the exact opposite.
An honorable man would admit his failures and commit ritual seppuku.
You, Jason, have no honor. You are a disgrace to the Rangers.
He was WHAT from the game?
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER.
WOW.
My next shirt purchase from @xx_xyathletics is gonna be this one.
