MASTER CARPENTER I build houses, tables, & cutting boards Not Fucked up anymore AKA - STABBY MAC Whoop Whoop
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For those two young to know.
This song actually exists!!
open.spotify.com/track/3eCEFโฆ
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MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Somebody put Trump in The Return of the King, and on Mount Doom he wants a ride on Sam too.
"Hey, Sam, carry me. I'm exhausted."
"I can't. I'm carrying Mr Frodo."
"So carry us both. Go on, little man. Run."
The orc general's order:
"Aim only for the fat man in the blue suit."
Wait till you hear what he says about the eagles.
Parts 1 and 2 are on my profile, and so is Trump in Game of Thrones.
@Picsart
MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Word of the wise to Muslims:
Never get between Americans love for their dogs and bacon.
It wonโt be pretty.
MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
If a Muslim beats his wifeโฆis it domestic violence or child abuse?
MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Do you think Chewbacca had a human Dick or one of those red rocket things dogs have?
Disney won't respond to my emailsโฆ.
MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
What was the point of a 20 year war on terror, and then we just let them walk in here and then elect them? ๏ฟผ
MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
This is perfect and exactly what AI needs to be used for ๐ฅณ๐คฃ๐ฅณ
I don't get it!
If I break into your house, you'll call the cops and have me removed.
RIGHT?
But if someone breaks into our country, it's all let them in!!
You people just want cheap slave labor!!
FUCK YOU
your house is better than mine. Give me your house!!
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MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
First trailer for EMPIRE.
For all those Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader fans.
The story you all wanted is coming soon...
Sign up on the pre launch page on Indiecrowdfund to be notified when we launch!
#anakinwasright @anakin #darthvader #vader #therepublicisfakeandgay #empire #longlivetheempire #starwars #indiecomics #divinitycomics
MR MAO ZEDONG ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ retweeted
Every gun that I purchase is one less gun that could potentially go into the hands of a criminal.
In a way, I am a hero.
Do you offer handy's?
Hate to see it ๐ญ
This van cost $598/mo, has about 70k miles and has now had 3 trips to the ER (the mechanic)
This run, $13,000โฆ
At what point do you just call it a loss, and lease a brand new van?
Would be off the road for 3 weeks, new van is $1,450 up front and $1,200/mo brand new 2026.
To our office in 5 days.
How do other approach this situation?
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