Principal Systems Architect for Etsy. Co-author of "High Performance MySQL, 4th edition" Drinker of wine. Consumer of chocolate. Maker of Dad Jokes.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
It was an honor being adopted by you. Goodbye my friend.
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This was the best bad choice I’ve made in a while. French toast with milk and white chocolate chips, brownie, chocolate sauce, and cream.
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Seriously @Apple, how can Spotlight be *this* bad? You're telling me you can't figure out that I want the Messages app because I'm missing an "s"?
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And then one day, your book is in Polish!
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But does it have real pockets?
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I’m gonna guess I shouldn’t eat bacon with special green flavoring.
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