@techwolf359

Principal Systems Architect for Etsy. Co-author of "High Performance MySQL, 4th edition" Drinker of wine. Consumer of chocolate. Maker of Dad Jokes.

 Seattle, WA
Joined March 2009
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Replying to @mipsytipsy
C’mon, Observability is just Nagios and SMS. :troll:
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Replying to @sophaskins
This is the best movie.
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Replying to @jeremycole
No joke about being tired?
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Replying to @jeremycole
TIL
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Replying to @PlanetScale
Great speaker too!
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It was an honor being adopted by you. Goodbye my friend.
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Replying to @stevemcghee
If system HP < 20%, use HP potion.
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Replying to @jeremycole
Nah, I’m good.
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Replying to @WholesomeMeme
Riddle of the Stinks
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Replying to @peterejhamilton @rorybain
@peterejhamilton @rorybain
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Replying to @lawrjones @incident_io
Fixed: “Don’t build anything for devs that don’t practice empathy.”
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Replying to @aaronsheah @lawrjones @incident_io
@aaronsheah @lawrjones @incident_io
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Replying to @peterejhamilton
I know there are compromised account lists. I wonder if yesterday was one of the top ones.
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A follower recently shared that their DevRel team is sadly disbanding. If you have open DevRel positions, please comment below. I've directed them to this post to stay updated, as they're not yet able to discuss this publicly just yet.
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Replying to @aarondfrancis
I say it either way.
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This was the best bad choice I’ve made in a while. French toast with milk and white chocolate chips, brownie, chocolate sauce, and cream.
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OH: Request timeout: aka the Irish Goodbye
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I am once again reminding everyone in tech, don't get paged for things you can't take action on.
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Replying to @thingskatedid
Very baudy.
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