Joined November 2010
My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive
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Normalize using jump scares to drive user behavior 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️
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Spotify in 2008
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Toronto 96 — Olympic Bid
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I’m so sad for everyone who’s not experiencing this rn
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the sight of jude law carrying a muji shopping bag is so peaceful to me gq.com/story/what-did-jude-l…
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a good dentist’s logo should be a tooth smiling. if they have a fancy typographic logo, run. they are owned by private equity
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the dentist before he runs for his life after telling you x-rays aren't dangerous
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Steve Ballmer could conquer Asia but Genghis Khan could never ship Windows Vista
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I love how the more you use Google maps the more unusable it becomes…
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A while ago, I noticed something happening on Apple TV+. Masters of the Air. Hijack. Gary Oldman freaking it in Slow Horses. A new true crime series centered on Edwin Stanton. Michael Douglas as…Benjamin Franklin??? Welcome to the era of PRESTIGE DAD TV. gq.com/story/apple-tv-plus-p…
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the whitehouse just leaked the freaking iphone 16
Have you ever used a food delivery app to order a meal, but noticed a much higher end price than when you started searching? This is called “drip pricing” – and it adds up. My Administration is working to end this practice and other junk fees that rip consumers off.
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Thanks apple calendar for telling me how long it’ll take to get to the theater on foot.
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telling my grandkids he was the karate kid
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me when eng tells me my design isn’t feasible
Sam Altman
@sama22 Feb 2024
scaling laws are decided by god; the constants are determined by members of the technical staff
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had to ask my accountant what a profit and loss statement was because all i do is win win win no matter what
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Linux users applauding to the first person who had Bluetooth headphones working on his distro
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Twitter app for Windows Phone in 2012 #MobileAppHistory
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