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We had a 3 am poop party last night and then he passed out before I could even swaddle him. Thinking about the person who said a 12 year old could do my job. I fucking wish a 12 year old would have cleaned up the amount of shit I cleaned up last night. I will pay one to do it

Omg this is so beautiful and thoughtful??

Ohhhh sleepy

Love this

drama 💀

Josh I already told you I liked your fic idea, leave me alone

Taking this gatekeepy tweet to show off the single Ls dunes tweet I could find from 2023 on my account because it’s pretty good

It’s a one of a kind product and I got it first sorry :/

Tell me 5 things that make you think of me I’m bored at work beangreen.straw.page

One of the girls who helps with my program is being added to the list

I just had to replace both front tires after they popped simultaneously on the turnpike

Imagine a pack of 8 Gerards

Did you ever watch the righteous gemstones

Things that are homophobic against me specifically: Ambient lighting Dogs Josh and Aron Rent My car The baby I take care of who won’t fall asleep unless I hum itsy bitsy spider 100 times while doing squats Being served dairy Buc-ee’s

Squooshey mouse

*** cannot go a week without fighting with someone on mcrtwt about thee most meaningless situations. it’s kind of sad honestly. and all their friends jump in instead of being like hey. Let it go. Get better friends!!!

2020 • 2026 Honestly me in 2020 would never ever expect current me to be working full time with infants. I had such a different career path. Sometimes I still grieve what could have been.

Museum putty will help keep stuff in place

I love him