@split_splitting

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Joined October 2009
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We had a 3 am poop party last night and then he passed out before I could even swaddle him. Thinking about the person who said a 12 year old could do my job. I fucking wish a 12 year old would have cleaned up the amount of shit I cleaned up last night. I will pay one to do it
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Omg this is so beautiful and thoughtful??
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Ohhhh sleepy
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Love this
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drama 💀
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Josh I already told you I liked your fic idea, leave me alone
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Taking this gatekeepy tweet to show off the single Ls dunes tweet I could find from 2023 on my account because it’s pretty good
samantha 🐛@split_splitting10 Jul 2023
The last thing you see before ls dunes kicks your ass
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One of the girls who helps with my program is being added to the list
samantha 🐛@split_splittingOct 17
Things that are homophobic against me specifically: Ambient lighting Dogs Josh and Aron Rent My car The baby I take care of who won’t fall asleep unless I hum itsy bitsy spider 100 times while doing squats Being served dairy Buc-ee’s
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Squooshey mouse
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2020 • 2026 Honestly me in 2020 would never ever expect current me to be working full time with infants. I had such a different career path. Sometimes I still grieve what could have been.
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Got a cool new thing for my sensory play class
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