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"My favourite thing about #EdFringe is that it feels like discovering the bank manager has a side hustle as a drag artist." @speshmagiclady's #EdFringeTalk wp.me/p3S2mm-5gP @hardyhaahaa @Yespaulineeyre
I am coming to @LeicsComedyFest on 13th Feb next year and I'm already IMMODERATELY EXCITED to bring this show back in its completed form, having subjected lovely Leicesterians to it in its most chaotic form last year justthetonic.com/leicester-c…
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Will Smith sorry for smash mouth
Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke
Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes
Scientology sorry for bad religion
CIA sorry for dead kennedys
Lazy texters sorry for u2
Owl sorry for the who
Blind dog sorry for wet leg
UK beef industry sorry for madness
ALT A BBC headline from October last year that reads “Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins” and underneath is a picture of carved pumpkins, pre and post smashing
I'm just designing some business cards to hand out at gigs, and it's SO MUCH CRINGE but then I saw this and... well, if Sommer can do this:
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I said to Dick Van Dyke
"If you can pop in to your local German Supermarket and pick me up a Toolbox, a Drill and a Doormat, you can pick yourself up a Quiche"
He said "Um Lidl Middle Aisle, Yum Lidl Pie"
I said "Close enough".
And you can get Disney+ with your Tesco Clubcard vouchers so FILL YOUR SHINY JODHPUR BOOTS
If you’ve got @DisneyPlus and need a big old bawdy brilliant binge then #Rivals is it. I didn’t think it would be my kind of thing but I’m now a HUGE fan of all involved and comping at the bit (horse ref there, kids 💅🏼) for season two. Come on you lovely fuckers!!!! ♥️📺🐴👠
And the moral of the story is... people are as thick as mince
Here's something I'd like to share with you...
It might go on for a bit, so bear with me. It started years ago, when we (@PlasticJeezus) decided to post a picture of ourselves on the way to a gig. It was just another bit of meaningless content in a sea of meaningless content.
Excited about this - I love Cardiff!
We are thrilled to welcome @speshmagiclady to headline our night on Oct 2nd.
Support from the wonderful @Eleri_Morgan with sets by Chris Kerley and Max Jones.
The ace @SteffEvansHaha is MC
@TinyRebelCdff 2 weeks tonight!
Book below with @PromoteComedy
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As someone who is quite posh, I get a bit irrationally angry when I meet really posh people who are younger than me, because I can't believe we keep on making them. I thought we'd finished with all that nonsense, but no. We persist.
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Huw Edwards' mental state doesn't interest me at all. He's been mentally fit enough to keep the money the BBC paid him for months while he was suspended. The mental state of the abused children should be paramount and Edwards should properly face the consequences of abusing them.
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[TIRES SCREECHING] [CAR CRASH] [BUILDINGS FALLING] “GOOD GOD” [EXPLOSION] [BABY CRYING] “WAAAAH WAAAAAH” [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [HELICOPTERS AND NEWS TRUCKS] “…WE’RE REPORTING LIVE FROM THE SCENE-“ [BANG] “MY LEG… MY LEG…”
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Baby Reindeer cleaned up. Limited series. From being a fringe play. No huge stars. Small-scale. Its success should be a reminder to the TV commissioners who are constantly averting risks.
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Just a lovely lovely night with the loveliest of funny people
@speshmagiclady
@jo_enright
@JCampbellComedy
Tal Davies
@obrianjules
Thanks to everyone Middleton Hall & Gardens for supporting live comedy 🙏
A vivid dream that [redacted] comedian was in love with me because I could do a somersault underwater.
Not mad about it to be honest.
I’ve come onto this thread at 100mph in a rage but I’m getting some quite nice bookings actually post-Fringe which feels like progress. Slowly slowly catchy monkey
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"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly.
