Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. my joke book, A Poo On A Pogo Stick is out now! https://xitter.cf/t.co/DTeKNE1Q9d

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My family comedy show comes to Luton next Sunday. Give yourselves a half-term treat and get your bums on one of the remaining seats! culturetrust.com/whats-on/ol…
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Using a basic projection, if the current trend continues, by 2081, a quarter of the world’s population will have managed Watford
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They’re playing with a flat back four
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Performing twice today but the efl have very thoughtfully scheduled the game to take place in the two hour window between my two shows. Got my socks on! @LutonTown
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Not sure if anyone still follows me on here but if you do I’ll be at the Edinburgh Fringe for the next month starting this Thursday. Family comedy show and grownups show. Details here: campsite.bio/ofalafel
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Can I be the first to say that I’ve never heard Bryan Adams or Wet Wet Wet
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Ashley Giles must be over the moon.
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Did they rest Messi in the final so he’ll be fresh for World Cup 2030? 🤷‍♂️
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“Anywhere here’ll do please mate”
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Is this Chalobah guy a YouTuber?
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Get Paddy McGuinness on
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This is SoccerAid right?
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Right, sit back and defend the lead
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Whenever I hear Troy Deeney talk about anything, I think back to when he got zero points on his own specialist subject on Mastermind and then I tend to disregard his opinions.
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FIFA have just released a new angle of the goal kick
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That was for Lord Beaverbrook
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Olaf Falafel retweeted
Sea Lions On A Shirt
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