Lead Product Manager @Invisible. Admin @techlondonio. Ex-founder. Questionable tweets about tech, food, politics or acoustics (@ISVRsouthampton grad).

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Joined November 2013
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.@francispedraza (Founder, Invisible Technologies) thinks about competition like the Battle of Thermopylae. “Accenture may have a million people worldwide. But when the passage is narrow, headcount doesn’t matter. What matters is who holds the line. If our 300 Spartans are at the gate with superior tech, we win every time.”
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Matt Hancock on @BBCr4today telling us that the Pfizer COVID vaccine will be manufactured in Belgium and needs to be transported and stored at minus 70 degrees. Let’s hope there’s nothing happening in January that’ll cause huge queues and delays at the ports...
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‘Young people have never had it easier’
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Anyone else feel like they are just existing, not living? It feels like all of the fun and vibrancy of life has gone. I’m really struggling with it all 😔
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As it's the 4th of July, here's another look at our guide to Americanisms.
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Scott!! What music of mine were you a fan of that DIDN’T contain “political BS”? I need to know so I can delete it from the catalog.
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Similar happened to me. I still ended up having to pay the ticket in court.
One time i got pulled over, the cop said i wasn’t speeding but “it looked like i was about to pick up speed.” I still don’t know what the fuck that looks like ‘TIL this day.
Wait so is the new rule “Follow your instincts”? Hold my beer.
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so much "this meeting should be an email" but not enough "this pull request with 35+ comments and counting should be a meeting where yall look each other in the fucking eye"
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Great social distancing advice by @clairesound 👌🏽
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Tense moment for the Weight Watchers social media manager.
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This is worryingly unconvincing from the BBC. I have worked in TV news for 30 years and in the highly sensitive atmosphere of an election you cannot edit out laughter at a statement by a PM and replace it with applause and say you did it "for timing reasons". You really can't.
Replying to @OborneTweets
This clip, which was played in full on the 10 o’clock news last night, was shortened for timing reasons in today’s lunchtime bulletin. We’ve fully covered Boris Johnson’s appearance on the BBC QT special, and the reaction to it, across our outlets.
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this isn't really what twitter is for, but ten years ago today my son died and I basically never talk about it with anyone other than my wife. it's taken me ten years to realize that I want to talk about it all the time. this is about grief
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STOP TELLING MEN TO MAN UP. 84 men a week in the UK die by suicide. That’s 12 per day. One man every 2 hours. Stop telling men they aren’t allowed to cry or that it make them “ less of a man” Fellas I want you to know that it’s ok to talk about your mental health.
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Today I learned changing random stuff until your program works is “hacky” and “bad coding practice” but if you do it fast enough it’s Machine Learning and pays 4x your current salary
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Silicon roundabout
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A busy day at all British henge sites, as staff work to move the stones forward an hour. Twice a year the stones at Avebury are moved for Daylight Saving Time.
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Brexiteers confused as John Bercow exercises Parliamentary sovereignty Leave campaign said we didn’t have.
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