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Hi! I wrote about death and grief and my son and family for @audible_com and performed it @AudibleTheater and now it's available for you to listen to on audible.com!
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The ringtones that emerge from a Broadway matinee crowd mid-show do not exist anywhere else on earth
interesting choice to shoot this video in hell
Trump: If I could go off script just for a second—as a special treat in honor of President Xi, I'd like to invite everyone in the room to visit through that beautiful curtain in the back. It's one year away from completion—the new ballroom that you've heard about… So in honor of you, you'll be the first people to step foot on that. This is in honor of President Xi
"Sure, he's ugly and smells like a locker room, and he eats shoes, and his weiner got bit off by a dog, and he accidentally shot his uncle with a crossbow, and he's addicted to whippets..."
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In the midst of a hot war against a mortal enemy of the United States, the Secretary of War of the world’s only super power finds time to troll folks at a cadet camp for teenagers in Vernon, British Columbia.
To our many friends in the great United States of America: what’s going on?
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MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
michael cruz kayne retweeted
Listen to But Also with @CruzKayne and @asherperlman to hear:
🏆 Jeff Hiller’s story of winning an Emmy
🎟️ @JayJurden's hot takes on theatre
🧠 @katienolan on competing on Celebrity Jeopardy!
But also, much more.
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michael cruz kayne retweeted
Getting caught posting from an alt account that’s supposed to be your own mother. I’d feel sad for his loneliness and neediness if he was literally anyone else on the planet.
Mamdani: The city is many things. It is the global capital of business and technology. It is the home of the best pizza in the world—the best music in the world, the best theater in the world. But above all else, New York City is a union town. There is no New York City without unions.
Across the world, when people think of our city, they think of greatness. And when they think of that greatness, whether they know it or not, they are thinking of the power of organized labor.
When they think of towering engineering marvels like the Empire State Building, they are thinking of the union steelworkers and bricklayers that built it into the clouds. When they fly halfway across the world to see a Broadway show, they benefit from unionized flight attendants, baggage handlers, and airport cleaners at JFK and LaGuardia—union hospitality workers at our hotels, and union actors and stagehands that make magic happen on that stage.
And when they think of a city where greatness is an everyday expectation, they too are thinking of the city workers that power this incredible place we call home.
The school teachers who teach our children. The New Yorkers who drive our buses and subways. The ones who clean our streets and tend to our parks. Each and every one of those New Yorkers is in a union.






















