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Joined November 2017
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Coding is fun until you come across an error that is not on StackOverFlow
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Just spent 3 hrs debugging a null pointer exception only to realize I forgot to initialize the damn object. Coding is 10% writing, 90% swearing at the screen.
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did the 8 year old version of yourself want to sit on a 1hr sprint planning zoom call?
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deployed but at what cost
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In a world where you can be anything, be the person who didn’t deploy to production Friday
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I would like to salute all the real programmers of the last 30 years who wrote the billions lines of code that make this Beast(GPT/BARD) possible.
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The cruel irony is that many of them were Linux users who hated Microsoft but little did they know they were working for Microsoft for free the whole time
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PMs think 9 women can make a baby in 1 month
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Developer
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Stop fighting over languages! Just use the right tool for the job: Use C++ if you want it to run fast Use Python if you want to code it fast Use JS for UI Use Swift for iOS apps Don’t use PHP Use C# for games Use Java for your backend It is not that hard
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This is so me.
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Fact: over 78% of GitHub issues were closed with the comment, “Did you actually read the README?”.
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Everyone
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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
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Monday
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Cookies?
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One of Brendan Eich biggest regrets is the way equality works
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I wonder what they got Fibonacci to do during his interviews.
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day 55 of 2022 and not one email has found me well
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