em dash, pharm.d., et al, etc 🫀🔥🧠

I'm extremely grateful that spiders don't scream back.

tell me about it 😑

I don’t know what to tell you, teej 😬 – at Hollywood, Los Angeles

you think *that’s* bad, pretty sure I left my glasses at the theater that roofied my martini when I saw barbie the first time on wednesday… – at Altadena, CA

sorry I never saw this one til just now so – at Altadena, CA

whoops I meant violently violet 😛 – at Altadena, CA

just imagine how spectacularly exhausting being this queen’s alter-ego must have been for the poor soul who was assigned that sorry task – at Altadena, CA

no honey that’s a triple – at Altadena, CA

cause of divorce: open.spotify.com/track/0ieqq…

“come collaborate with us, it’ll be fun and we swear on our lives we’ll never tell you anyone were involved,” they giggled just before injecting the cocaine – at Altadena, CA

maybe it’s time for a wonder woman who masturbates while she flies – at Altadena, CA

imagine literally being “american horror story” – at Altadena, CA

big mistake, sweetie

yay 💊💊💊 – at Altadena, CA

lololol 😒

I hope people who had to deal with me in public over the last couple of years understand how hard it was for me to stand still while most of them were talking to me – at Altadena, CA