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if you see a stupid checkmark next to my name PLEASE understand that I’m only paying to keep my bookmark-folders-obsessed OCD happy (@shelldashing on IG)

los angeles
Joined November 2008
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I was in a taxi today and the driver said, "I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do." Then I said: "Turn left here."
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I don’t care what I get for Christmas as long as it’s wrapped in this 🀣🀣 get it here β€”> etsy.me/38RYzyF xitter.cf/hitchend/status/146044…
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Photo by @ebruyildiz
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Replying to @DavidLeavitt
my ipad went full pre-swastika on me this morning but god bless my phone for continuing to resist – at Altadena, CA
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Me, via text: no worries! Me, in my head: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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god is dead
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A straight jacket? What, like the scorpion one from Drive?
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Heard people were tired of seeing this photo so I swapped them to keep things fresh
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Their job is beach
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going to IKEA. time to get my fight face on
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writers cranking out stories for 16 likes in this, the end of days
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is it a good thing or a bad thing that our government is being run by gently alive corpses
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Elon’s story is an inspiring reminder that as long as your dad owns an apartheid emerald mine, you too can become the biggest loser on earth
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There were 30 men who came forward. THIRTY. This is disgusting
Actor Kevin Spacey in tears as he is cleared of nine sexual offences at London court Live updates bbc.in/3Ougvmr
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it’s like playing β€œthe floor is lava” except the floor is lava
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