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if you see a stupid checkmark next to my name PLEASE understand that I’m only paying to keep my bookmark-folders-obsessed OCD happy (@shelldashing on IG)

los angeles
Joined November 2008
Replying to @tjchambersLA
I don’t know what to tell you, teej 😬 – at Hollywood, Los Angeles
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Replying to @tjchambersLA
you think *that’s* bad, pretty sure I left my glasses at the theater that roofied my martini when I saw barbie the first time on wednesday… – at Altadena, CA
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just imagine how spectacularly exhausting being this queen’s alter-ego must have been for the poor soul who was assigned that sorry task – at Altadena, CA
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no honey that’s a triple – at Altadena, CA
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maybe it’s time for a wonder woman who masturbates while she flies – at Altadena, CA
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not *my* fault these violet delights have such violetly violent ends πŸ˜‡πŸ˜ˆπŸ”₯
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