time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge // she/her
Connecticut
Joined September 2009
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the ADHD urge to fill up a water bottle and only drink 3 sips
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not to be dramatic but harry styles performing with shania twain is what brought jesus back from the dead
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I'm glad the wordle guy got paid for making something really nice. But I'm sad the thing that I like is, once again, being ingested by a massive media company.
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i would like to take part in a scheme. not a pyramid one, just a lil heist or something
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Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
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I hate wrapping paper. It makes the whole trash can look like Mardi Gras.
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βnobody cares about your spotify wrappedβ i do. i care bestie i canβt wait to see you post it
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I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy.
Ms. @EricaRHill even said Iβve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!
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You think ADHD is just procrastinating things you donβt wanna do?
Well, guess what?
I PROCRASTINATE THINGS I β¨DOβ¨ WANNA DO
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If she doesnβt remember when Kelly Clarkson sang Respect on American Idol season 1 sheβs too young for you bro!
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All weekends should be 3 days and plans-less. Weekends with plans will be extended to 4 days for recovery. β at Westlake, OH
