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some stuff and nonsense could be fun.

Orlando, FL
Joined December 2011
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I was just at @bathbodyworks doing some candle sniffing, deciding which olfactory delight to get with my $16.95 rewards when I got distracted by a tester bottle. “Try me!” it said, inviting me to give a hearty pump of what I thought would be a fall scented lotion.
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As this “lotion” emerged from the bottle, I realized it was foamy. “Foamy lotion- how novel!”, I mused. Then I realized it wasn’t novel at all but was a test bottle of hand soap. An employee came over and asked if I needed help, so I quickly rubbed my mountain of soap into my
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Replying to @Oreo
@Oreo I found an usual Oreo today in my family size pack. What would you call this interesting looking specimen?
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Currently on a plane with Los Angeles Clippers’ forward Mason Plumlee, bawling as I watch at a shell with shoes meet Lesly Stahl. #MarcelTheShell
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Em, our server at the Rose and Crown dining room, was an absolute delight! She spent time telling us about her experiences coming from England and was just a joy. Really made our meal special. Thanks Em! #castcompliment
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Oh wait guys, I also forgot that I saw an armadillo this year in the wild. 2022, thank you for that life highlight!
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Dear 2022, Thank you. Thank you for the amazing people you brought into my life who have quickly become so important to me, for introducing my dog to her passion of staring at lizards, for allowing me to fulfill a bucket list item of watching celebrities ballroom dance, for all
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the magical trips to Disney parks on both coasts, for introducing me to the wonder of the $48 same-day, round trip, Frontier flight from MCO to CLE so I can refresh my Cleveland battery that runs on Lake Erie air and Swensons burgers, for the unbelievable opportunities at work
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Happy 4 year anniversary of the time Matilda was voted one of Cleveland’s top 10 cutest pets and then attacked the other contestants on their Cleveland.com’s Facebook live event. Needless to say, she did not win.
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Never has a person more perfectly combined my love of Living in the Land with my love of Living with the Land. Thank you @rolopez42 , let me buy you the opposite of a Beverly.
The NBA needs more unintentional EPCOT homage uniforms; A+
If there’s two things I believe in, it’s The Great Pumpkin and you! 🎃
My Friend’s Cat, Eloise, Decided I Have a Dainty Aura: The Brittany Lapidus Story.
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I’m so pumped for all of us to have such a wonderful week! It’s going to be so good. Let me know if there’s anything I can do to set it off on the right foot or brighten it. Need a pep talk? A haiku? Me to venmo you a $1? Whatever it is, let me know, I got you! Let’s do this 💪🏼
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I just got in an Uber and my driver and I are wearing matching shirts and he’s playing the cha cha slide. What an unexpected and wonderful thing to happen!
I just hope you’re having a nice day!
My friends and I accidentally watched the 1999 S Club 7 made-for-TV movie “Birthdays and Boyfriends” tonight.
Replying to @HOMAGE
@HOMAGE I was wearing my Cleveland Rockers tee today to go grocery shopping in Orlando. A woman was at the freezer next to me, rocking an Homage Houston Comets tee! Yes, we did some old school WNBA and Homage bonding. What a thrill! 🏀 ⛹🏽‍♀️
Happy Father’s Day to the happiest Grumpy Bear ❤️ instagram.com/p/Ce_2A0_Fvg-/…
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In one month I will be seeing the Baha Men in concert. What a life!
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My neighbors tend to blast Latin and reggaeton music- which I love and provides such a wonderful vibe to the neighborhood. I, however, am sitting outside at 8am blasting (ok listening to at an appropriate volume) Billy Crystal’s Yiddish scat from the Tonys. #Diversity
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