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sam epstein 🧙🏻‍♀️

@samepstein19

time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge // she/her

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i'm just a girl standing in front of a microwave eating shredded cheese while her pasta heats up
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there are four things about me that are universally true: 1. i love lego 2. i love snacks 3. i have adhd 4. i live in constant fear that i’ll mix up my hands and put the snack on the lego and the lego in my mouth
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thor ragnarok
eric eidelstein (@ericeidelstein) profile pictureeric eidelstein@ericeidelstein22 Apr 2022
You're dating someone new and you have the opportunity to show them one movie that encompasses everything there is to know about you — your values, your fantasies, and your fears. What's the film?
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the ADHD urge to fill up a water bottle and only drink 3 sips
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Elmo
@elmo16 Apr 2022
Will the weekend go by slower if Elmo hangs out with a turtle?
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Matt Bellassai@MattBellassai16 Apr 2022
not to be dramatic but harry styles performing with shania twain is what brought jesus back from the dead
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i always tell people considering one that this feature alone is worth the price of the watch 😂
Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) profile pictureAkilah Hughes@AkilahObviously9 Apr 2022
Maybe more people would buy Apple watches if they highlighted their most important feature (being able to ask it where your iPhone is and having it automatically ping)
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Sesame Street
@sesamestreet27 Mar 2022
Sleep tight Slimey! Don't let the Twiddlebugs bite! 😴
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Daily Quordle #62 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣1️⃣ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 !!!!!!
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Wordle 269 2/6 🟨🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 MY FIRST TWO!!!!!!! finally!!!!!!!
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#Worldle #41 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 i’ll never recover from this
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it’s not every day that i think “man i really wanna watch thor ragnarok right now” but it is most days
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can the football be over and we just keep doing this OMGGGGGGGG
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nerdlegame 22 2/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩🟪⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i can’t get a two in wordle to save my life but i get it the first time i play NERDLE?!?!?! a game for MATH?!?!?! has my whole life been a LIE?!?!?!?!?! i am not ok
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mathler.com 8 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
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Wordle 234 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 233 4/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 232 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 231 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 230 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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