@samantitheos

drowned my sorrows, but they learned to swim

 bi | she/her | 30s | canadian
Joined January 2019
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HAPPY YAGA WEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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Replying to @asavagegarden
thinking biased news media only exists in the us is a new level of idiocy i didn't know we could reach
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all right, enough messing around, it's time to get serious about finding myself a boyfriend or a girlfriend (i just had to kill a spider in my bathtub)
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sam@samantitheosMar 6
it's high time to return to discourse that actually matters, like how obsessed ilya is with shane's stretch marks and how embarrassed (but secretly pleased) shane gets when ilya traces them with his tongue
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Replying to @heatedlively
oh!
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Replying to @heatedlively
i'm blind, what am i looking at here? (who is on stage?)
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Replying to @BrainrotPam
the gods are good, the gods are great 🙌🏻
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Replying to @_mika60_
lol what were the anons saying today?
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Replying to @silvanshadow
he looks sooooo good
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computa, enhance. enhance... enhance... ENHANCE...
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MR. STORRIE, SIR
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genuinely soooooo curious about why connor met olivia chow tho 👀
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Replying to @moyalyubov1221
hudfluence 100%
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canadian soft power strikes again
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Replying to @dsbuckleys
@dsbuckleys
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Replying to @heatedlively
oof, that 2 star for other mommy... my friend wants me to go with her next week 🥴
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Replying to @evalization
my GOD this is a war crime (i need it)
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ilya becoming so overwhelmed by shane showering him with sweet kisses of affection over his entire face that his eyes roll back and he can't do anything but moan and let it wash over him—this loverboy had been waiting his entire life to be adored like this.
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s2 budget constraints are no joke 😭😭
fatima⁷ (ꪜ) 🦋@evalizationOct 16
i can’t unsee
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