@samantitheos

drowned my sorrows, but they learned to swim

 bi | she/her | 30s | canadian
Joined January 2019
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shane down bad hollander
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Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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all right, enough messing around, it's time to get serious about finding myself a boyfriend or a girlfriend (i just had to kill a spider in my bathtub)
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sam retweeted
sam@samantitheosMar 6
it's high time to return to discourse that actually matters, like how obsessed ilya is with shane's stretch marks and how embarrassed (but secretly pleased) shane gets when ilya traces them with his tongue
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computa, enhance. enhance... enhance... ENHANCE...
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MR. STORRIE, SIR
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genuinely soooooo curious about why connor met olivia chow tho 👀
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canadian soft power strikes again
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ilya becoming so overwhelmed by shane showering him with sweet kisses of affection over his entire face that his eyes roll back and he can't do anything but moan and let it wash over him—this loverboy had been waiting his entire life to be adored like this.
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s2 budget constraints are no joke 😭😭
fatima⁷ (ꪜ) 🦋@evalizationOct 16
i can’t unsee
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