To be interred with a narwhal. You probably follow a parody account of mine and don't realize it. I will never forget Infinity Train.

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also really interesting that the only people bringing up homophobia as justification for genocide are homophobic themselves
I don't care how homophobic the laws are in Palestine, they don't deserve genocide.
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The guy who tried to doxx Jane Doe got outed as an Epstein asset, a sex pest, and as an "adult baby diaper lover" within the span of like, a couple days. That karma immediately started whooping his ASS I cannot
An anonymous source has been DMing me about Michael Tracey @mtracey actually "gets off" on survivors stories and accounts of their rape. This whole time he's been paying attention to survivors because he has his dick in his hand the whole time. I can tell you this is a common occurrence with men - a lot of sexual assault survivors don't join support groups because there are men commonly lurking jerking off to sexual assault survivors stories. Sometimes they will try and DM you for details of your assault and act like they're a big help when really, it's a man behind the screen jerking off to quite possibly the worst time of your life. I wonder if @mtracey goes and does that?
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My father sat front row of the 2nd tier when he caught a foul ball for the very first time at SIXTY-ONE. He didn't even turn to see if any kids were around. He was just excited to finally get one.
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He is asking for this.
Trump: "Let them hit a missile into San Diego or Los Angeles on the way. You want to see a horror show? Let them hit San Diego. Let them hit Los Angeles. You want to see some bad things happen?"
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They did their best to shut her down pretty quickly.
Replying to @AliAbunimah
Israeli senior Yocheved Lifshitz was asked why she shook the hand of a Qassam Brigades fighter when she was released last night from Gaza. Her answer: "They treated us gently, they provided for all our needs."
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No one believes this. Mike Rogers thought tariffs were a fantastic idea until he was losing to Abdul.
Prices are too high and Canada is not our enemy. We need to end the tariff war — now. In the Senate, I’ll bring both parties together to lower costs and put Michigan families first.
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You don’t ban international election observers unless you plan on cheating.
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what are two fictional characters you'd wanna put in a room together just to see what happens
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🚨🚨 BREAKING The city of Elizabeth, Louisiana is about to elect Republican Christopher Paul as their police chief. What’s the problem? Chris is out on bail right now for 2 counts of child rape. Surprising literally no one, republicans are about to elect a child rapist
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ANDY PAGES DELIVERS Dodgers go ahead in the 7th!
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Full blown fascism. We have the Fourth and Fifth Amendments for a reason: to stop government agents like ICE from becoming the president’s secret police. Where's the outrage from “constitutional conservatives”?
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD ⬇️
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Amazon laid off over 30,000 workers over the last year.
BAIER: You hear the fear out there on AI and jobs? BEZOS: I understand it. A lot of smart people are prognosticating that. I happen to disagree.
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2 nights ago, the ESPN Monday Night Football broadcast frequently cut away from the game to show us Steve Gleason - a former NFL player who has had his entire livelihood destroyed by ALS, an incurable disease that was most likely caused by playing professional football. at 49 years old, hes completely paralyzed, wheelchair-bound, he relies on a ventilator to breathe, & he can no longer speak. what him and his family have gone through is indescribable. ESPN went out of their way to show their audience the absolutely tragic (but very real) potential long-term consequences of playing in the NFL. 2 days later, their highest paid employee mocked a future first ballot hall of famer, with a documented history of mental health issues, for deciding to walk away from the game that put Steve Gleason in his wheelchair. you don't hate these people enough. fuck stephen a smith & fuck espn.
This is so cringe worthy… Stephen A. Smith with one of the most out of touch takes I’ve seen, making a mockery of Lane Johnson for his mental health issues and the whole table was uncomfortable. GROSS.
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I caught my first foul ball at 31 years old and a parent sent their kid back 10 rows to ask me for it. I straight up said no I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.
Dodgers fan denying little Braves fan NLDS ball sparks heated etiquette debate trib.al/7tvP6fw
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Today, Greg Abbott lowered Texas flags to half-staff for the THIRD anniversary of the October 7 attack in Israel. On the third anniversary of Uvalde, where nineteen Texas children and two Texas teachers were slaughtered in a Texas elementary school. he DID NOT lower the flags to half-staff. He didn’t even mention it. Apparently, Israeli children are more important to Greg Abbott, than Texas children.
On the anniversary of the October 7 terrorist attacks, Texas remembers the innocent lives taken and stands with the people of Israel. We honor the victims, pray for their families, and reaffirm our unwavering support for Israel and the Jewish community.
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I want to give a special thank you to Toho Studios and the My Hero Academia team for the hospitality in Japan. I hope our All Might entrance creates an even bigger bond between anime and wrestling.
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A man was arrested over the weekend for posing as an Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent and intimidating people who were voting at a poll site in Miami. Expect more of this from Trump's MAGA scumbags. mediaite.com/crime/man-arres…
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BEZOS: “We have real affordability problems.” 48.4% of Amazon workers are paid so little that they’re forced to rely on taxpayer-funded social safety nets, like Medicaid and SNAP, to survive. The affordability problem is a billionaire greed problem.
Q: Why is socialism taking off in some quarters? BEZOS: We have real affordability problems. Housing is a good example—it's a place where a lot of the government intervention that has happened has been counterproductive. If you put in place government programs that subsidize demand and constrain supply, you are going to get high prices.
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Lady Greyhounds Behind The Scenes of Ted Lasso Season 4 (via laurenhendricks__)
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Ted Lasso season 5 pre-production has begun ahead of a now-confirmed January start for principal photography in London, with Declan Lowney retaining directorial duties - according to information shared. Ted Lasso’s season 4 finale is now streaming on @AppleTV
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