Business Growth Strategist | Customer Acquisition Through Paid Advertising

Denver, Colorado.
Joined July 2011
Is it me or does the @RamsNFL coach look like he’s on cocaine 24/7?
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Not only does @usebubbles have a dumb name, it has a very sketchy product led growth model. It forced me to sign up (and use a valid email) and then injects meeting notes in my calendar when I’m not even using it. This is why you aren’t Loom, Bubbles. Dark patterns for the loss of (FTL).
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Marketing Campaign idea for @Office "Something went wrong" Catchy. Simple. Real.
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The Ref changed the game with the 2nd yellow on Argentina. The first one was for embellishment, yet Spanish on the ground the entire fucking game.
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Yamal is not Messi, which is why he didn’t score that basically “gimme” free kick.
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Have some self respect, New York Knicks. #WWE 🤦‍♂️
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I feel bad for Pickford (England’s keeper), he played fantastic. England’s defense was terrible, especially in the second half.
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England’s strategy: lie in the ground.
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FIFA’s president was not blessed with good looks…
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Pickford needs a water break 😆
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Agree with Henry here. Finally a ref calling this pathetic embellishment. It's hard to watch this sport when it's not cleaned up. Bravo, Ref.
🚨 “If You Don’t See It as a Red Card, Then Football Is Not for You” — Thierry Henry on Embolo’s Dismissal 🗣️ :“First of all, I want to give a lot of credit to the referee. In moments like this, under pressure, with the intensity of the game rising, it’s not easy to make big decisions — but he handled the situation very, very well. Calm, composed, and most importantly, consistent. That’s exactly the kind of discipline football needs. Now, when you look at the incident… I really don’t understand why Embolo goes into that challenge like that. Your team has just started to dominate the game, you are building momentum, everything is going in your favor — and you are already on a yellow card. You have to be smarter than that. You have to read the moment. There is no need to dive into a situation like that. You’re risking everything — not just for yourself, but for your team. At this level, that lack of control can cost you the game, and it did. And let me be very clear — if there are people who think that is not a red card, then football is not for them. The rules are there for a reason. Discipline is part of the game. You cannot complain when a player crosses that line and gets punished. For me, the referee got it absolutely right.”
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England should not be advancing. Those Refs are fucked up. England played a terrible game compared to Norway. They will get crushed by Messi.
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Ryan Levander retweeted
LOL They took away the goal after reviewing the replay. They gave a foul to Haaland and disallowed the goal. This sport is such a joke, rewarding divers 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Harry Kane = one of the biggest floppers of all time. Right after his team got the red card he holds his shin on a slide tackle he did with the grass. I can’t believe FIFA and the referees let this shit go on. They need to start handing out yellow cards. Every time players hit the ground for no reason. Technology is on our side and it should be able to automatically flag it…
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England, that was pathetic.
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The only people who want Germany to win are from Germany…
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God the US is just as bad as anyone with flopping. So pathetic. Makes the game unwatchable.
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PSA before you buy an @ouraring: I paid for a ring that never arrived. Sent photos + tracking to THREE different support reps. First two ghosted me, so I had to keep opening new tickets. Now they want a photo of package contents I never received before they'll "review" a refund. The ring has never even been activated on my account. They can verify that in seconds. They have my money. I have nothing. Buyer beware.
Replying to @claimcrewsup1
I don’t trust this account.
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