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Kurt

@rustyrake

Same name over on the Blue one. Geek-ish by day, hubby/dad by night and weekend. Trail running for fun.

 Hamilton, NZ
Joined May 2009
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Today: turn 125kg of wax into 12,000 red crayons. Then wrap 12,000 crayons, bundle them into ten, bag them, box them. Remember I can make any colour and put on your own label if you want to order a few thousand for your own company.
Image from 著わせ (@ANJGilbertson)
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Our car trailer was stolen from Upper Hutt last night. Please retweet/share. Thank you.
Image from Wurd Nurd (@ProckyHorror)
Image from Wurd Nurd (@ProckyHorror)
Image from Wurd Nurd (@ProckyHorror)
Image from Wurd Nurd (@ProckyHorror)
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Based on a spinoff of the hit game Wordle, Kiwi musician James Mac has created an NZ Music Month version of Heardle! Test your knowledge each day by seeing if you can guess the Kiwi song in just 1 second, over at the website. nzmm-heardle.glitch.me/
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Sunday's emojicast:          🌧️            🌧️              🌧️🌧️             🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️          🌧️🌧️🌧️☁️              🌧️🌧️☁️                    ☁️☁️                       ☁️                🌧️☁️           🌧️☁️         🌧️☁️☁️                   ☁️       🌧️☁️   ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️    🌧️
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Fully understand the need for tough measures at the border but this is too much.
Image from Toby Manhire (@toby_etc)
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Friday's emojicast: 🌤 🌤 🌤☀️ ☀️☀️☀️☀️ 🌤☀️☀️☀️ 🌤☀️☀️ ☁️🌤 🌤 🌤🌤 🌤🌤 🌤🌤☀️ 🌤 🌤☀️ ☀️🌤🌤 ☀️🌤🌤 🌤
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fortune teller: stay away from water jack: sure cool yeah [later] fortune teller: told you jack: *with a bandaged crown* you said stay away from water not a hill fortune teller: but why did you go there?
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Wednesday's emojicast: 🌦 🌦 🌧🌧 🌧🌧🌦🌧 🌧🌧🌧🌧 ☁️🌧🌧 🌧🌤 🌧 🌦🌦 🌦🌦 🌤🌤🌤 ☁️ 🌦🌤 🌦🌤🌤 🌦🌦🌤 🌤
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The problem with wearing headphones while walking to work and listening to music, is that you forget no one is listening with you and you look silly when you're the only one dancing at the lights. Next time if my co-pedestrians could join in, like you'd be doing me a solid.
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So @Facebook and @Twitter since its impossible to talk to a person, we'll try here. You are blocking us from boosting posts, because of profanity in our name. Here's what you need to know: It's our legal name. It was accepted by the Registrar of Companies here in NZ...
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Dine in style at the Craggy Range restaurant overlooking the Te Mata peak. Spectacular food, spectacular wines! What more could you ask? @rustyrake wp.me/p7xM7H-4yf via @territorymob
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Please share @Wellington_NZ this is my daughter Bea’s rabbit, flopsy. We are currently travelling around the world for a year and yesterday took a flight from wellington to Christchurch. We think she was left in the airport but nothing so far from @WLGAirport or @JetstarAirways – at Christchurch City, New Zealand
Image from Lise Thorne (@LiseThorne)
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Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
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[last minute christmas shopping] me: hi, my son really want's x-ray glasses this year clerk: sorry sir, we just sold the last pair me: ok, then i'd like regular glasses and two pairs of skeleton pajamas
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Kurt retweeted
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M@mrlcurry13 Sep 2018
Very long shot here, but if you've seen this gorgeous scarf around Welly, I'd very much like it back as my mate crocheted it for me and I love it. 😭
Image from M (@mrlcurry)
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So close to 300 followers.... like and share this tweet and if we make it by Sunday I’ll shout one of the 300 coffee and a scone (or Tron cafe treat of their choice!) 😍 @lovethetron
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...annnnnd RT this for a chance to win a copy of our new game. 🦀🦀🦀
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1,047 lives saved because of our incredible volunteer surf lifeguards. Wow. Aotearoa's beaches wouldn't be the same without them, so can we give them a shout out to say "THANKS" ? #NVW2018 #SLSNZ #SurfLifeguards #Volunteers
Image from Surf Life Saving New Zealand (@SLSNZ)
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VISOR (wearing glasses): I'm sorry sir, but that's our policy and it's final. ME: Can I speak to your supervisor? VISOR: *removes glasses* What seems to be the problem?
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Mountains looking good in #Queenstown with more snow falling today! #millbrookresort #escapetheeveryday
Image from Millbrook Resort (@MillbrookNZ)
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