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lil red riding hood: the Internet told me there are two wolves inside of you
granny: *sweating* haha what I don’t even have one haha who reads things on the Internet
Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
I buried my wife today - she was the beating heart of our family, the bright star that guided us home, the one whose smile melted the iciest of hearts. She laughed so much & smiled like she did knowing that the end was near. Forever will remembered for her dimples & smile. ❤️💕
Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
Thank you to everyone who has got our fundraiser to £3000. #JustGiving justgiving.com/page/aafrine we will continue to raise money in @dimplesticks memory for @brumshospice
Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
3yo, playing with her dolls: Mommy, I love you!
Me: Aw I love you too.
3yo: Oh. That was actually my baby talking to me.
Me: Oh.
3yo: Nobody said that to you.
Me: Right.
Me: Sorry.
Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
when i add a little goat cheese to my breakfast i feel like i've transcended tax brackets
Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
Me (doing an unboxing video for a repressed memory): wow guys this is a GREAT haul
My therapist: no
Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
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Kayleecious🍧❤☕ retweeted
he’s not funny enough for this but an extremely good bit that elon could do would be to non-consensually verify dril













