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The children wanted to borrow my dresses.
"Do you want to look fancy?" I asked.
"We want to look like old ladies."
Ouch.
Kia ora, Twitter people; however many of you are left! Does anyone in my circles know how I can get a hold of Dr Huhana Hickey? I was speaking with her earlier this year (via twitter messages) and I want to send through some info on my research, but the acct is inactive. Thanks!
I overheard two men at New World talking about how they are looking forward to a change in Government in a few weeks (I wasn't eavesdropping, I was patiently waiting for them to realise THREE PEOPLE were waiting to get to the cheese). 1/2
They are not using the #thepavs2023 hashtag, but @nzgamesfest is tweeting the winners!
Kia ora, @nzpost; I have a parcel I need to redeliver, but when I enter the tracking number, I keep getting a "we do not have redelivery information for this parcel...info will be displayed shortly" message. It's been 29 hours. How long is "shortly?" Who can I contact about this?
The Battle of Bamber Bridge, 1943.
Racist US military police attacked black US troops on British soil.
US military authorities demanded the town’s pubs impose a colour bar, the local landlords responded with signs that read “Black Troops Only” which pissed them off.
A THREAD
I ran into my husband the other week in town and it was so cute and I felt like we were dating or something.
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The mention of Gargamel like 20 tweets in absolutely killed me.
Decided I wanted this on a t-shirt. Thought some folks might want one too.
Available in a few styles/colors and on mugs at: hoarsewares.com/listing/the-…
If these make any money, I’m gonna make some donations to worthy anti-gun violence orgs.
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americans are coming to terms with saying cunt. what will it be next? bank transfers? driving the speed limit? using your inside voice at tourist spots
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For many years I’ve been collecting Tom Swifties and Croakers (lines of dialogue where a pun is used in reported speech). Here’s a thread of my favourites (some made up by me, some just plain stolen), beginning with this one…
“I love camping,” Tom said, intently
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Think kids deserve great schools & spaces? Well, my colleagues and I just wrote a book you might be interested in 🎉This free academic book shares insights about schools that double-up as hubs for their communities 📚📙 Retweets much appreciated! link.springer.com/book/10.10…
As a voracious reader of many genres, including smut (especially queer smut), this article 100% speaks my language. thespinoff.co.nz/books/23-04…
.@EducationGovtNZ Kia ora! My son's class (year 7/8 combined) has 69 students and 2 teachers (no teacher aides). I know the ratio is supposed to be 1:29, is that per classroom, or averaged across the school? Am I within my rights to query this with the school?
Replying to @GregTSargent @ThePlumLineGS
Can someone please shine a spotlight on Missouri, then? ☹️
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Missouri’s Republican-led House voted to cut all funding for libraries in its version of the state’s annual budget, an unprecedented move that has angered librarians and patrons across the state. to.pbs.org/3UBFd6S














