(he/him) Writer. Developer. Drummer. Black lives matter.
Ridgeland, MS
Joined June 2009
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Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know. Since then, we started sending very rude texts in this vein to each other on every holiday. Some highlights: /1
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WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET?
Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)?
Glad you asked, here's a thread.
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The more I learn, the more I'm convinced that there's nothing that can't be learned.
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ladies, as warm weather approaches, please consider your brothers in christ as u decide what to wear.
a thread
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Me, to my toddler at the playground: Babe, stop looking around at everyone else, just focus on where you're climbing or you won't get where you're trying to go!
Me, hearing my own advice aloud: 🤔 ohhhh....
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With Mississippi stories dominating national news this week, I want to stress how important our local journalists and journalist organizations are.
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Taco Bell: try this new thing
Me: what is it
TB: does it matter
Me: no I'll take 3
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The most powerful feature that Twitter has:
Advanced search
Until recently I hadn't even heard of it, but now I use it all the time.
Here are 6 twitter advanced search features that will revolutionise the way you search for what to read: 🧵👇
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I'm about to teach a class on structure in poems, and this astonishing poem by Diane Seuss is one of the gems we're going to be looking at...
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i just managed to write an entire 30-page chapter without producing even a single sentence that i think is good. that’s actually pretty hard to do, but if you really hate yourself anything is possible :)
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Cookie dough is proof that sometimes doing something halfway works out wonderfully.
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Sometimes things are easy peasy lemon squeezy🍋
Other times they're messed stressed lemon zest🍋
And then there are the days we just need to stop stop lemon DROP🍋
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We'll have #NewYearNewLook album art the next time you download one of our episodes. Like tomorrow when we release our interview with Kiki May, who plays Nora on #TedLasso.
Oh, and any follower who gives us a RT before Fri will be entered in a drawing for a free canvas print 🙃
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I was eating lunch and feeling full and I threw away the last Pringle because I am trying to teach myself how to listen to my body about being full and now 30 min later I'm eating out of the trash because I am trying to teach myself how to listen to my body about being hungry
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After my son’s 2nd vaccine, he asked “What does it feel like when you die?” and “What starts war?” Apparently, his only side effect is “may cause philosophy.”
