@rollnwrite

(he/him) Writer. Developer. Drummer. Black lives matter.

 Ridgeland, MS
Joined June 2009
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DAILY BRIEFING: If you catch someone watching slow-mo video of hugs, the new protocol is to pretend you didn't notice. Especially the super-explicit ones where they REALLY get in there, long & deep-like w/no back pats. Mmm... Thank you. No questions at this time.
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Years ago at church, I was talking to my neighbor about how awkward it is to get 'holiday texts' from coworkers and people you barely know. Since then, we started sending very rude texts in this vein to each other on every holiday. Some highlights: /1
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WHY HAVE A TV WRITER ON SET? Since they already wrote the script (and rewrote it 8 times, and tweaked it after the table read)? Glad you asked, here's a thread.
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Brent Hearn retweeted
Jamis Buck@jamis10 Jun 2014
The more I learn, the more I'm convinced that there's nothing that can't be learned.
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ladies, as warm weather approaches, please consider your brothers in christ as u decide what to wear. a thread
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King cakes are wild. "Haha you almost choked on our infant Lord now buy us another."
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To be a ne’er-do-well takes real commitment. Anybody can be a seldom-do-well. But ZERO doing of well? Like…not e’er?! Boss.
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Don Quixote's personal vendetta against windmills is clear evidence of his support for the fossil fuel lobby. Discuss.
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TIRED: drip WIRED: ooze Def.: (n) drip, but thiccer. Notes: Adj. form is "oozey." Extra oozey = "viscous" In Practice: TRENDY PERSON #1: Really digging the streetwear scene right now. Gotta get me some of that Human Made ooze. TRENDY PERSON #2: Oh yeah, NIGO viscous af.
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If you’re obsessed with IKEA, do you have Stock Home Syndrome?
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Oh man, I *just* got used to writing 2022 on all my ransom notes.
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Only one day left to reflect on 2022’s regrets! Why didn’t I start sooner?! Gah! There’s another one!
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Me, to my toddler at the playground: Babe, stop looking around at everyone else, just focus on where you're climbing or you won't get where you're trying to go! Me, hearing my own advice aloud: 🤔 ohhhh....
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With Mississippi stories dominating national news this week, I want to stress how important our local journalists and journalist organizations are.
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Imagine, if you will, lack of self-awareness, situational awareness, and/or consideration for others it takes to waltz into a coffee shop and take a Zoom call without headphones *in addition* to popping/snapping your gum. BECAUSE, FRIENDS, I CANNOT TODAY.
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Brent Hearn retweeted
d@EsaDaniel_9 Aug 2022
This is literally the funniest thing I have seen in 2 years
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Picture it: abandoned gas station outside Hattiesburg ~12 am. Under my car doing "maintenance" (more of a sad Martha Stewart/Mr. Bean crafting hack, really) when something starts making a meal of my arm. Anyway, if you see me, I don't have monkeypox; I just have a POS car.
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All these people talkin about National French Fry Day forget that real potato advocacy starts locally
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Taco Bell: try this new thing Me: what is it TB: does it matter Me: no I'll take 3
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