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THE GLENN CLOSE

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ROCK N ROLL, BABY 🎸🎶 | prev in The Glenn Close Trio | whatever pronouns 🤘🏼 | 🐻❤️🦌 | ic: plonkies

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Joined April 2024
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Greg the Sorcerer
@gregthesorcererOct 29
Was feeling bored so I turned this guy at Costco into a puddle of ooze
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsredOct 20
Just heard a grown woman say “weewee.” Lady we’re all adults here you can call it a hog
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@social_actavisOct 21
what about wide covid
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Ricky Hollywood@victim_burn77Oct 21
Carrie is so terrifying, imagine if women just bled from their vaginas like that
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JoeBIll11793@Joebill11793Oct 21
Bodacious babe using her thong and a stone to kill Goliath
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Ron Stampler@stepdadsteppedMay 18
According to my doctors, I am immune to every sickness. They call it “too cool for school” syndrome. However, I think school is important.
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Ellaaaa🌸
@prettyellaaa1_Oct 20
getting ur clit rubbed by a dj prolly go crazy, he down there like wikiwikiwiki
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ali 👻@probablyalissaApr 11
A mouse hearing a secret: I’m sworn to squeakrecy
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me: i love you so much my intelligent rat companion my intelligent rat companion: youre the cracker to my cheese me: i dont think u can call me that rat companion
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Still holding down the fort this morning
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John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman (@CavemanSenator) profile pictureJohn “The Neanderthal” Fetterman@CavemanSenatorApr 5
Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight
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homerfan1738@HomerFan1738Jan 10
carry on my squidward son there is peace spongebob is gone play your little clarinet dont you cry no more
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Merry Christmas Everyone!! 😛🎄🎅🏻 Enjoy my beefy Santa
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Dan Carney
@DanManCarney26 Dec 2025
Do you think the Grinch was circumcised
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boop@xboxbodywash16 Jul 2025
it's not stocking to you that i'm standing on christmas
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alex@abjortia25 Dec 2025
santa better be careful coming to my house tonight i like fat guys 😂😂👀
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2000s
@PopCulture2000s25 Dec 2025
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I’d like to see those three ghosts try me tonight
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Olive Garden
@olivegarden24 Dec 2025
This is how you stay on the nice list.
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gift wrapping ability gap relationship
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ppigg
@s4m31p4n24 Dec 2025
Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no
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