Comedian, writer, hockey fan, dad. Weekend Update, Billy On The Street, Sesame Workshop, NPR, PRI. Co-author: @Werewolf_Guide Editor: DEATHBED
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Terrific new art by Peader Thomas just came in for the horror/comedy short story I wrote for DEATHBED last year called THE BREAKDOWN. Among other things, it’s about the absolute worst fan on earth of the @SmartLess podcast.
Read it free now: deathbed.ghost.io/the-breakd…
I wrote a story for Deathbed about the 100% real Relics of the St Frances Cabrini, the Patron Saint of Immigrants, which are located in Upper Manhattan, and what would happen if someone reanimated her body during an ICE raid on The Fourth of July:
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My latest for Deathbed dropped this week, and it’s a fun one. Enjoy THE DAY GEORGE DANVERS BOUGHT THE FARM at DeathbedWriting.com:
The last few days before New Years can be stressful so...
JUST RELAX
That’s the title of a new original horror short from Jeffrey Kaufman. Or is it just a weather balloon? Now stop squirming. You’re making it worse.
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Yes, DeathbedWriting.com has had stories about dismemberment, murderous clowns, murdered clowns, elf cannibalism, ghosts, group sex, possessed feet and giant, potentially evil fruit, but there hasn’t been a single story about alien abduction.
Until next Monday.
Read “Just Relax” by Jeffrey Kaufman, on Monday Dec 29th. Get it first with a free subscription at Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.co…
I wrote the latest on Deathbed, and yes, it’s a Christmas story.
Read “Nibbles” right now at DeathbedWriting.com and subscribe free to get an original horror story by a comedy writer sent to your inbox every Monday. Subscribe.DeathbedWriting.co…
You ready for work Monday?
SURVIVAL JOB by @BenZelevansky (Brooklyn 99, Parks and Recreation) is live now on DeathbedWriting.com
It’s a charming tale of a young artist struggling to succeed in late stage capitalism, and yes, there’s a Japanese pull saw involved.
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Coming Monday to DeathbedWriting.com:
SURVIVAL JOB, our first story from Emmy award winning writer and actor @BenZelevansky (Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)
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Happy Holidays from Deathbed: Horror Stories By Comedy Writers!
Enjoy links to all nine of our previously published stories, and catch up on all things Deathbed in the first Deathbed Digest!
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Buckle up, clowns. It’s gonna be a gory night.
New from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast:
THE TELLTALE HONK
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Coming Monday from Gena Radcliffe, co-host of the Kill By Kill podcast, it’s the terrifying tale, THE TELLTALE HONK.
(Believe it or not, the scariest part isn’t the “having a clown as a roommate part.)
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New story up now. I wrote this one. I’m proud of it. It’s scary. Read and subscribe to Deathbed here: tinyurl.com/3s7mvk3d
I wrote a new short story coming out next Monday.
It’s called THE TANTRUM.
It’s scary, and I think, pretty good.
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New on DEATHBED: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers:
by @bobpowers1
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A Brand New Story available now, free, on Deathbed: Horror Stories by Comedy Writers
THE MONSTER HUNTER CHANGES HIS MIND
A sweeping tale of medieval beasts, mind-bending metaphor, and mountainous cleavage.
By Dan McCoy
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