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Brooklyn
Joined May 2009
I think they said “should”
They said Washington could never host an actual race. Six military branches, a green flag from the President himself, and Air Force One buzzing the finish line later, D.C. just proved them all wrong.
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Lol!
Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.
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Has Bari weiss referred to Scott Pelley as "the mob" yet
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Do you have to keep this up? We get it, you’re doing another thing so you can say “What’s Iran, I was busy doing fraudstoppers” one day. You just look like you have a hobby
It’s been almost two months since President Trump took the bold step of officially forming the Task Force to Eliminate Fraud. We’ve already uncovered tens of billions of dollars in defrauded taxpayer money, prosecuted dozens of fraudsters, and stopped billions in suspicious payments. And we’re just getting started. So why has it taken the federal government until now to finally tackle fraud? Because Andrew Ferguson and I are taking a new approach. Here’s how.
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Fun Aunt
Shit is expensive. I will never stop working to lower costs for you and your family.
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entering the pitt discourse pls welcome me: NO ONE IN HUMAN HISTORY HAS EVER MADE A "RUMBLE FISH" REFERENCE IN CONVERSATION. IF SE HINTON WAS IN THAT SCENE SHE'D HAVE BEEN LIKE "WHAT?"
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can't believe sending the most detestable American alive didn't wrap these negotiations up real quick
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Running through brooklyn in my Wawa hat, shared a respectful nod with the dude in his Eagles hat. Trash recognize trash
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The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters.
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Wtf is the official version of "Close To Me"
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Bob Powers retweeted
I’ve been short on cash lately so I’ve started selling my blood. Luckily, I live next door to a real creep.
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I am on my way to an American airport
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The Great Again Depression
If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?
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This is an OTB, you invented the OTB
Polymarket opens the world's first sports bar — but for situation monitoring. Opening in D.C. this Friday, it includes live 𝕏 feeds, flight radars, Bloomberg terminals, and Polymarket feeds.
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“A real moment!” Take it easy kiddo
We made a blind taste test to see whether NYT readers prefer human writing or AI writing. 86,000 people have taken it so far, and the results are fascinating. Overall, 54% of quiz-takers prefer AI. A real moment! nytimes.com/interactive/2026…
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How did they make a whole movie and not research the most basic details of the source material?? It's spelled "Hamlet!"
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It's hard to make connection these days so I am happy that the people scolding others for not cooking at home and the people insisting they are incapable of cooking at home have found each other
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The article includes this lone anecdote about someone spending well beyond her means on delivery, then quotes a half-dozen well-off people spending a lot because they can afford it, but sure lets use one person's quote to characterize "part of the affordability crisis"
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"Before I was president, most you could do is four. That's it. No more than four christmases. Now you can do 5, 9, 15 as many christmases as you want. Vince Vaughn, he supports me. Reese, Legally Blonde, how bout that. 8 Christmases minimum, from now on. That's affordability."
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Faherty men's clothes are comfy but I worry they'll get me canceled for appropriating "open marriage in Santa Fe" culture
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