@resync

Systems administrator, software developer, integration engineer, technology enthusiast, cat enthusiast. @resync@mastodon.social @resync.bsky.social

 Tasmania
Joined March 2009
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Think of people around the world tonight who need Twitter to get their voices heard, to document human rights abuses and injustices, to get attention, expose war crimes, and more. All of them could be about to be cut off because the world’s richest man wanted to own the libs.
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bitch yes. are you new here?
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan18 Nov 2022
Are we seriously just trying to tweet through the end of Twitter?
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me refusing to leave twitter until it blows up:
evacuate? in our moment of triumph?

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This treasure chest has been verified by your barbarian's investigation check.
A perfectly normal treasure chest with multiple eyes, gnashing teeth and long tongue that has a Twitter Blue verification checkmark.

ALT A perfectly normal treasure chest with multiple eyes, gnashing teeth and long tongue that has a Twitter Blue verification checkmark.

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meme of four Spider Man pointing at each other with same name and Twitter verification over each head

ALT meme of four Spider Man pointing at each other with same name and Twitter verification over each head

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Guy Boyd retweeted
The Chaser@chaser10 Nov 2022
BREAKING: Twitter
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Please don’t ruin twitter @elonmusk @joeltelling
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Who needs Twitter Blue? With Tourettes, I have all the ticks I need.
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. Going forward, anyone programming recreations of me in the holosuites without authorization will be sent to ore processing.
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Ok, I’ve joined #Mastodon but also this
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Let’s all go back to LiveJournal.
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The two things I've needed to make using Twitter a sane and rational part of my social media diet are: 1. Chronological timeline with zero algorithmic input. 2. This setting. (Thanks @tweetbot!)
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Buzzger J@BuzzgerJ1 Nov 2022
Is raining ice? #longbeach
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anslo@anslogen22 Oct 2022
After 16 months of work I'm ready to share slowroads.io, my project to procedurally generate scenic landscapes, packaged as a chill driving game. Built with @threejs to run in your browser - no logins, no installs, just roads... #threejs #procedural #webgl
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Replying to @resync
☢️ DROP AND RUN ☢️
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the weather bureau: do not call us the BOM also the weather bureau:
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hope this helps 👍
A "database alignment chart". The horizontal axis judges items based on how they're accessed, and the vertical one judges items on what they contain. The items are: Must be queryable with a query language, must contain digital data: PostgresSQL is a database Must be queryable with a query language, must contain information: A library is a database Must be queryable with a query language, can contain anything: Battleship is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain digital data: Excel is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain information: A senior engineer is a database Must be queryable with any language, can contain anything: Subway checkout counter is a database Queryable in any way, must contain digital information: Dwarf Fortress is a database Queryable in any way, must contain information: A file cabinet is a database Queryable in any way, can contain anything: A fridge is a database

ALT A "database alignment chart". The horizontal axis judges items based on how they're accessed, and the vertical one judges items on what they contain. The items are: Must be queryable with a query language, must contain digital data: PostgresSQL is a database Must be queryable with a query language, must contain information: A library is a database Must be queryable with a query language, can contain anything: Battleship is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain digital data: Excel is a database Must be queryable with a language, must contain information: A senior engineer is a database Must be queryable with any language, can contain anything: Subway checkout counter is a database Queryable in any way, must contain digital information: Dwarf Fortress is a database Queryable in any way, must contain information: A file cabinet is a database Queryable in any way, can contain anything: A fridge is a database

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Jared Palmer
@jaredpalmer14 Oct 2022
Reviewing my own work xitter.cf/wwarped/status/1514580…
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I always tried to avoid doing this to junior devs on my teams
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new little song: "The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
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