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"The songs were all clear goals," said commentator Bazza, "but also the efficiency of the quick outfit changes, the hand-off to G Flip and her ability to take to the sky.. it was generational stuff." chaser.com.au/sport/kylie-wi…

Kylie wins Men's Grand Final – The Chaser

A performance footy commentators will talk about for years, Kylie carried the team on her back.

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A performance footy commentators will talk about for years, Kylie carried the team on her back.
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The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the human feeling almost too well.
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Full article here: ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with MyGov chaser.com.au/general-news/c…

ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with MyGov – The Chaser

The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the feeling almost too well.

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"It's not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me."
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“Every picture of him and Mamdani, you can tell Trump is in love, but with me, it’s like a celebrity meet and greet" said PM Albanese crying into a tub of ice cream. Full story here: chaser.com.au/general-news/a…

Albanese wishes Trump would look at him the way he looks at Mamdani – The Chaser

"It's just not fair, I give him everything and Mamdani gives him nothing. It should be me."

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"I hope you can all forgive me" said Sheeran in a very natural and off the cuff statement.
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Many are shocked that Ed Sheeran took such a strong stance on making himself the victim, instead of seeing both sides of the issue.
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Sheeran clarified that he isn't the only victim here, sending love to Robert Kraft who has to go through online backlash without being able to lean on his friend Jeffery Epstein for support. chaser.com.au/general-news/d…

Defiant: Sheeran to continue trying to make himself the victim no matter what people say – The...

Many are shocked that Sheeran took such a strong stance on making himself the victim, instead of seeing both sides of the issue.

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"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country."
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Full article here: Nation’s cardiologists thankful prelims are over chaser.com.au/sport/nations-…

Nation’s cardiologists thankful prelims are over – The Chaser

"If the final quarter of either match went for just one minute longer, we would have seen heart attacks around the country."

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Announcing our new book 'The Final Edition'. A book full of satirical stories that manage to always be relevant. To celebrate, we are doing a book launch in Sydney! Host Craig Reucassel will be joined by author Arion McNicoll and special surprise guests! trybooking.com/events/landin…
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Pre-Order the book now and receive a signed copy of the book which was written by one of the writers of the original Chaser Newspaper! chasershop.com/products/the-…

The Final Edition

PREORDER NOW to receive a signed first edition! From an original member of The Chaser newspaper (and published by the team behind The Chaser Annual) comes The Final Edition – a satirical newspaper-...

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He dedicates two hours every day to finding posts from fans of women's sport so he can leave condescending replies
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Pauline Hanson has written a helpful guide on who to direct anger at so you can keep being as angry as she needs until the next election: preview.mailerlite.io/emails…
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Sheeran hopes the updated song will help people not ‘pick sides’ on things like love, friendship and genocide.
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This after Ed Sheeran, one of the highest earning artists of all time who sings about the importance of love and friendship, threw his friend Macklemore under the bus after the rapper said ‘Free Palestine’ at Sheeran’s concerts. chaser.com.au/entertainment/…

Ed Sheeran releases new song "Thinking Out Silent" – The Chaser

He hopes the updated song will help people not 'pick sides' on things like love, friendship or genocide.

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“I am sorry for any hurt my comments have caused to the News Corp community who were forced to endure criticising me."
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Albo purchases new iPhone after hearing it also folds under pressure – The Chaser

"Finally technology has reached the point where it is as spineless as me."

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