@remlap511
Joined October 2011
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I chose to stop doing standup comedy and started driving an Uber so I could be there for my son as much as he needed after our life as we knew it was destroyed. Print that. @TMZ @HarveyLevinTMZ
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So honored by all the @peopleschoice noms. Hope you vote for Deadpool 2 and feel free to write us in for best Family Film. Because watch your fucking back, Paddington.
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#Honoring the #right people. @Nike
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@remlap511 @BeckyClarkeTV @Raggle6 @Paulineandbeans Join in the #Twitter storm tonight to #Help The #Santorini #Donkeys 8pm #UK time or 9/10pm #European, please tweet #HelpTheSantoriniDonkeys or share this post!...Supporting the Santorini #Animal #Welfare Association, thank you!
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Being the drunk uncle of the Marvel universe is serious business. #Deadpool2 Super Duper F’n Cut at #SDCC — Digital August 7 & Blu-ray August 21
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Happy Canada Day, @robdelaney. 🇨🇦
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Father’s Day coming up. Can’t wait to be served Norovirus in bed.
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Little known fact: Canadians are born with a black belt in apology. #deadpool2
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#pfic these are our faces of PFIC Liver disease! Embrace them don’t ignore them because they are my son’s!
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Watch Ryan Reynolds and Conan O'Brien make out in a gloriously sloppy 'The Notebook' parody rol.st/2fHv5IX
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On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
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My neighbors' safe-word is, Hufflepuff. I only know this because I happened to jog past their bedroom window for an hour.
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9 out of 10 security incidents in Higher Education started with a phishing email last year. #edu15
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Daniel Pink takes the #EDU15 stage. "It's cold and early. We're in a dark, windowless room, and my job is to talk about motivation."
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Flight delays on our way to #edu15 = @remlap511 and I are stuck in the Philadelphia airport until 8:45pm. How will we entertain ourselves?
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@Lrod1952 True colors show when you think no one is watching. #firebrittmchenry
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Current students: Problems with your housing application or suite group? Stop by and see us in Schrader 131 by 4:00pm today! @GeneseoFYP
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"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best.” apparently isn’t an appropriate response to breaking production.
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Humans are starting to live for documenting life events with photos and online posts, instead actually living for the event.
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