Scientist, communicator, educator. Fan of logic, born to be awesome, often described as weird but in a good way. My opinions are my own. Expect typos. She/her
Geelong (via Melbs and Brizzy)
Joined May 2011
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Dr Jos retweeted
Wishing the Muppets, Eowyn and Aragorn the happiest of 3rd birthdays today!
Tail wags, pupcakes, and shenanigans!
ALT Aragorn, and Irish Wolfhound, and Pax a black Labrador are wearing birthday party hats!
ALT Two Irish Wolfhounds, Sampson and Pax all wearing party hats are sitting in a kitchen
Dr Jos retweeted
The AEC don't 'endure' recounts you vainglorious cockalorum
It's the AEC's job - that's their work
They're employed to count election returns
'Endure' is the word you use when you have to read about a pathological fantasist who imagines strangers worshipping him at Dan Murphys
Dr Jos retweeted
Served 2 women in-store this morning as they oo’d + ahh’d over our bold, bright, eclectic wares. They were shopping for their mum, but sighed,“she’d HATE all of this.”
“Oh, she's quite conservative? More into neutrals?”
“NO" they replied, deadpan, in unison "..she’s a MILLENNIAL”
Dr Jos retweeted
The sight of a poor black cat who hasn’t been fed in a whole five minutes and doesn’t have the strength to walk up one single step into the kitchen 🙄
Dr Jos retweeted
Well - I can!
May I beg your pardon, but you forgot my treat from the pantry.
P.s. I'm retired...I can wait you out!
ALT A woman sitting at a dark wood table with a small bowl and coffee mug is looking over her shoulder at a white Golden Retriever who is standing in the open doorway to a pantry. The dog is staring at her.
ALT A close-up of the white Golden Retriever who is now lying in the open doorway to a pantry, still staring intently in the same direction.
Dr Jos retweeted
Remember that pandemic thing that happened a little while ago and we were all punching each other at the shops to get a box of face masks?
Well there’s about a billion casually tossed on the nature strip in Fawkner.
The duality of man, folks.
Dr Jos retweeted
Our sweet #June bug broke away from the mob when she spotted me walking near tree lucerne
Dr Jos retweeted
Every year I run a little competition for my colleagues, to guess how many lambs will be born in the estate where I work. The prize is always one of my hand-knits, and this is the 2025 prize. Bonus lamb photo!
Dr Jos retweeted
Do you know that the current Royal Mail policy is NOT to deliver 2nd class letters to any residential address until there is a 1st class letter to that address - or Friday - whichever comes first? Result: lots of missed hospital/optician appointments.
