@randomover2

I prefer wolves but I'm not afraid to play poker with spiders. I'm bully-proof, enjoy ham, and beat vampires every time at planks.

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Joined December 2012
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Replying to @DamonHunzeker
Good call, sleep on it for better clarity.
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Replying to @DamonHunzeker
What about an ellipsis?
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzeker13h
He’s right. We blue folk should go on “Whatever” strike.
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Replying to @DamonHunzeker
I thought I paid for that when I procured the blue nomenclature.
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Replying to @DamonHunzeker
WHATEVER, DO BETTER! I'm getting badges made.
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Sheila@Sheila_Mac420Oct 13
Hey, at least my childhood trauma made me funny.
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Replying to @DamonHunzeker
I thought I paid for that when I procured the blue nomenclature.
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Sorry, can't help you fold towels I'm writing my liver a hand penned thank you card.
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Don't carve it yet, stupid. Don't you know how humidity works?
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
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Replying to @randomover2
The magic is it makes $600 disappear
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Replying to @Bob_Janke
At Mercedes we have a "Magic Vision Package (wet wiper)that costs $300/wiper.
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Look at this fucking wiper. Good Lord. @Bob_Janke
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 22
If that car from Christine was chasing me I'd just go inside
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Can't really go wrong if this appears in a dive bar men's room, you find yourself in.
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Bedrot Betty@BedrotBettyOct 22
Be honest with me what am I eating these sardines with?
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Replying to @BedrotBetty
Remorse.
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitchOct 21
Hey you, muscles. Wanna fight?
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Halloween lol. Ween.
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Make someone happy. Embrace grammar.
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No good story ever started with an automatic out of office email reply.
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Pia Nacar@Kimgee8Oct 19
Animals speak language humans often forget: loyalty without conditions, love without words, and presence without pretense.
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