@randomover2

I prefer wolves but I'm not afraid to play poker with spiders. I'm bully-proof, enjoy ham, and beat vampires every time at planks.

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Joined December 2012
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This is the Goliath Birdeater Spider. It primarily eats insects, earthworms, frogs, and toads, despite it's name. Also this particular species is extremely skilled at drafting.
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzeker9h
He’s right. We blue folk should go on “Whatever” strike.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit
@randomover29h
Replying to @DamonHunzeker
I thought I paid for that when I procured the blue nomenclature.
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Sheila@Sheila_Mac420Oct 13
Hey, at least my childhood trauma made me funny.
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Sorry, can't help you fold towels I'm writing my liver a hand penned thank you card.
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Don't carve it yet, stupid. Don't you know how humidity works?
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke15h
Replying to @randomover2
The magic is it makes $600 disappear
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Look at this fucking wiper. Good Lord. @Bob_Janke
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke23h
If that car from Christine was chasing me I'd just go inside
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Can't really go wrong if this appears in a dive bar men's room, you find yourself in.
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Bedrot Betty@BedrotBettyOct 22
Be honest with me what am I eating these sardines with?
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitchOct 21
Hey you, muscles. Wanna fight?
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Halloween lol. Ween.
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Make someone happy. Embrace grammar.
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No good story ever started with an automatic out of office email reply.
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Pia Nacar@Kimgee8Oct 19
Animals speak language humans often forget: loyalty without conditions, love without words, and presence without pretense.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 20
Not to brag but I was alive when our phones never left the house
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🎃Case🎃@Cactuscali19912Oct 21
Rule #1 of Twitter: be a dick
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 22
I don’t really care how I die, as long as I don’t just fall out of a carriage.
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Chicks in onesies on Perry Mason really light my fire.
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🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦@420iloveweedOct 21
Rise and grind fuck buckets.
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Adora 2000
@Adora2000Oct 22
Never met an onion ring I didn’t like
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