@randomover2

I prefer wolves but I'm not afraid to play poker with spiders. I'm bully-proof, enjoy ham, and beat vampires every time at planks.

 One click off Dead Center
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Joined December 2012
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzeker13h
He’s right. We blue folk should go on “Whatever” strike.
Lizardo (Lou Ouija) D' Ammit
@randomover213h
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I thought I paid for that when I procured the blue nomenclature.
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Sheila@Sheila_Mac420Oct 13
Hey, at least my childhood trauma made me funny.
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke19h
Replying to @randomover2
The magic is it makes $600 disappear
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 22
If that car from Christine was chasing me I'd just go inside
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Bedrot Betty@BedrotBettyOct 22
Be honest with me what am I eating these sardines with?
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ashley noelle
@ash_isawitchOct 21
Hey you, muscles. Wanna fight?
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Pia Nacar@Kimgee8Oct 19
Animals speak language humans often forget: loyalty without conditions, love without words, and presence without pretense.
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 20
Not to brag but I was alive when our phones never left the house
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🎃Case🎃@Cactuscali19912Oct 21
Rule #1 of Twitter: be a dick
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 22
I don’t really care how I die, as long as I don’t just fall out of a carriage.
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🇨🇦 Smokey 🇨🇦@420iloveweedOct 21
Rise and grind fuck buckets.
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Adora 2000
@Adora2000Oct 22
Never met an onion ring I didn’t like
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Gringo Starr
@JakeDuarte43Oct 21
It’s almost Halloween! 🎃
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 21
Don’t even talk to me until I’ve squeezed my first cup of rutabaga blood.
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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob56Oct 21
I once retweeted a t-shirt.
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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟
@lifeofstelynnOct 21
Some thoughts should stay inside my head. Unfortunately, I have Twitter.
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@lifeofstelynnOct 21
Hey you… yeah, you. Hi! That's all.
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LIFE
@livezlifeOct 22
Just be happy for no reason.
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Opioid Cunningham@anthracitedubOct 21
🎶Cmon baby finish what you started…. This ain’t no way to treat the mildly retarded…
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Paige Randall@ThePaigeRandall11 Dec 2014
Anyone who drives a few extra miles to let a good song end is aces in my book.
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